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ant0n.bsky.social
@ant0n.bsky.social
what’s it called when you have an irrational hatred of matt damon?
December 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
successfully backed the car into the tightest parking spot you can imagine
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
why would I want a journey that’s mid???
May 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
had a nightmare that I was one of elon musk’s kids
April 2, 2025 at 11:55 AM
how it feels to hear the slack notification at 9 am on Monday morning
March 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
born to listen to mayhem, forced to sit in a zoom meeting
March 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
in twitter jail again :(
March 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
if this isn’t a pig’s eye…
February 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Mount Denali -> Mount McKinley
Gulf of Mexico -> Gulf of America
Taco Tuesdays -> Tariff Tuesdays
February 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
there is no reason in the world for the temperature in your uber to be 28 celcius in the dead of winter
January 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
white men when elon is overtly racist, homophobic, transphobic and leaning into oligarch tendencies:

white men when elon lies about a video game high score:
January 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Reposted
More than 100 years after its initial review that blamed Black men, the Dept. of Justice just released its report on the 1921 Tulsa race massacre

The report says the attack “was so systematic and coordinated that it transcended mere mob violence”
DoJ releases its Tulsa race massacre report over 100 years after initial review
DoJ report acknowledges attack ‘was so systematic and coordinated that it transcended mere mob violence’
www.theguardian.com
January 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
me when I talk about Kath and Kim
December 1, 2024 at 10:05 PM
happy international men’s day to all who celebrate (I don’t)
November 20, 2024 at 12:57 AM
that’s beautiful 🥲
November 18, 2024 at 12:50 AM
restocked on spinal fluid ♥️
November 13, 2024 at 11:54 PM
excited to be here and yell into a voidier void
November 13, 2024 at 11:57 AM
ugh I guess I’m here now
November 11, 2024 at 9:04 PM