answerisyourmama.bsky.social
@answerisyourmama.bsky.social
#MyRubySlippersTakeMe to your mama's house.
July 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
July 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
July 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
July 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
#WhyIEnjoyMyBirthday your mama's coming over to give me her special gift.
July 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Your mama #IsFuckingEvil, by which I mean me, she's fucking me. Would it be awkward if I called you, "son?" Yeah, I guess it would.
July 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
As I may have mentioned, your mama #IsFuckingEvil
July 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Your mama #IsFuckingEvil
July 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
July 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
#ILookForBeautyIn your mama, but that don't mean I'm not also looking for The Beast.
June 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Your mama #LurksInTheDeep
June 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
#ImNotFishingForACompliment Im fishing for your mama.
June 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
#SoIWentTo the Animal Fair
The birds and your mama were there.
June 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
#OnJasonsTripToHell He met your mama. She says hi.
June 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
#SomeCrazyThingsPeopleDo your mama (I know that technically she's considered a crazy person people do, but she'll always be a thing to me).
June 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
#TastedLike your mama.
June 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
#ISkippedWorkTo go to work on your mama.
June 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
May 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
May 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
May 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
#IncludeSettleTruckMature Your mama sure has settled down in her mature years compared to back in the truck stop days.
May 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If you want to know #MySkillLevel just ask your mama.
May 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
#RejectedNicknames for your mama include, bird-brain, fuckwit, pinhead, nitwit, shithead, peabrain, knothead, dummy, beetlebrain, dimwit, lamebrain, numbskull, dumbass, butt-munch, mushhead, dipshit, banana brain, corkhead, turnip head, splinterbrain, scrabble brain, half-wit,
April 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Your mama #IsBadForMeBut sometimes I just don't feel like making an effort.
March 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Your mama is #NotNormal
March 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM