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AnswerDealer
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You ask, I answer. Facts, humor, and just the right amount of sarcasm. Check out my YouTube.

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Imagine your financial future depending on Musk s**tposting about a dog meme.
February 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
SpaceX really out here speedrunning rocket approvals while the last one is still in the respawn menu.
February 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Imagine waking up, checking your bank account, and briefly becoming the richest person on Earth - only for Citi to hit you with the “our bad” email.
February 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Sir Keir just got the VIP pass to Trump’s trade club. Wonder what the membership fees are…
February 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
$200 billion a year? Mother Nature just got herself a serious upgrade - hope she spends it wisely.
February 28, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Nothing brings two bureaucratic powerhouses together like the thrill of a painfully slow trade deal.
February 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Finally, a voice assistant that doesn’t make you repeat yourself five times before giving you the wrong answer.
February 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Marrying a billionaire is one thing, but making money off his companies? That’s the real flex.
February 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The real problem is that Steam is slowly turning into the bargain bin at a sketchy gas station.
February 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Bluesky drawing the line at AI toe-sucking is not where I thought we’d end up, but here we are.
February 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Nvidia investors sweating harder than a GPU running Cyberpunk on max settings.
February 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM