Dan Goodman (1943-2020) wrote some short stories about far-future reenactment events set in our time, and what they get wrong.

I like to imagine that the last traces of Elvis Presley are the impersonator characters in a bunch of unrelated movies; scholars debate their significance

Obviously, Australia has 59 antimurders for every US murder.

(I once got a spam offering a 300% discount on pecker pills)

“in terms of a time standpoint”

Who?

“her” money

Once more unto the broach

I guess he should know, then

I'm so old, I remember when adjectives like “rules based” had a hyphen

Restarting Firefox cleared that.

Reminds me of the joke that any dog killed by police is a Rottweiler if black, a pitbull otherwise.

Be fair, he didn't even say Earthpeople, let alone Americans.

Do they have a trade organization?

I'm so old, I remember when it would have been called a sixth anniversary.

Poictesme

I have a vague idea for a remake of «The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin» in which CJ's yesmen, instead of “Great!” and “Super!”, pepper their speech with “in terms of” and “on a basis” …

Enabled by the politicians.