Andrew Noyes
@anoyes.bsky.social
comms & corp affairs | startup advisor | dog dad
Tracking update: Package left the facility, chased a squirrel, will update soon… Happy Halloween from my dog 📦
October 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Tracking update: Package left the facility, chased a squirrel, will update soon… Happy Halloween from my dog 📦
Just a friendly PSA 🤖
October 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Just a friendly PSA 🤖
Our charming little neighborhood is making headlines again. The @sfstandard.com tackles the question we’ve all be asking: sfstandard.com/2025/10/16/c...
Glen Park: California’s ‘coolest’ neighborhood has only one place to get a martini
The charming village has four cafés and a handful of upscale restaurants but only one full-service bar.
sfstandard.com
October 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Our charming little neighborhood is making headlines again. The @sfstandard.com tackles the question we’ve all be asking: sfstandard.com/2025/10/16/c...
Such an inspiring couple of days with founders, investors, dreamers, change makers and more at the @mastersofscale.com summit! Thank you @reidhoffman.bsky.social @bobsafian.bsky.social @jeffberman.bsky.social and team for an incredible conference! 💫
October 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Such an inspiring couple of days with founders, investors, dreamers, change makers and more at the @mastersofscale.com summit! Thank you @reidhoffman.bsky.social @bobsafian.bsky.social @jeffberman.bsky.social and team for an incredible conference! 💫
What’s a group of Waymos called @waymo.bsky.social? My ideas:
• A wonder of Waymos
• A whirl of Waymos
• A hum of Waymos
• A wonder of Waymos
• A whirl of Waymos
• A hum of Waymos
October 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
What’s a group of Waymos called @waymo.bsky.social? My ideas:
• A wonder of Waymos
• A whirl of Waymos
• A hum of Waymos
• A wonder of Waymos
• A whirl of Waymos
• A hum of Waymos
Love that our little neighborhood, Glen Park, was just ranked one of the world’s coolest neighborhoods by Time Out! ❤️ www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/g... #SanFrancisco
October 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Love that our little neighborhood, Glen Park, was just ranked one of the world’s coolest neighborhoods by Time Out! ❤️ www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/g... #SanFrancisco
Welcome to Fogust in #SanFrancisco @karlthefog.bsky.social
August 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Welcome to Fogust in #SanFrancisco @karlthefog.bsky.social
Umm who’s gonna tell em? #SanFrancisco #AI
May 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Umm who’s gonna tell em? #SanFrancisco #AI
Lazy Sunday afternoon ☀️ #SanFrancisco
April 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Lazy Sunday afternoon ☀️ #SanFrancisco
Not an #AprilFoolsDay prank — this company has been inundated with applicants for the role of dog breath sniffer www.businessinsider.com/dog-breath-m...
Looking for an internship? This company says it'll pay $25 an hour to a 'dog breath sniffer'
A marketing internship in New York City is drawing applicants with its unusual title and boundless promise for growth for a dogged worker.
www.businessinsider.com
April 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Not an #AprilFoolsDay prank — this company has been inundated with applicants for the role of dog breath sniffer www.businessinsider.com/dog-breath-m...
It was so much fun recapping my #ExpoWest experience for @adweek.bsky.social! Check out my commentary and let me know if you agree with my observations from the trade show floor: www.adweek.com/brand-market...
Expo West Showcased a Maturing Commitment to Food and Health
Many trends from the year prior were refined at the 2025 event.
www.adweek.com
March 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It was so much fun recapping my #ExpoWest experience for @adweek.bsky.social! Check out my commentary and let me know if you agree with my observations from the trade show floor: www.adweek.com/brand-market...
Ready, set, go. Attempting to hit every hall at Natural Products Expo in three hours! #ExpoWest2025 🏃
March 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Ready, set, go. Attempting to hit every hall at Natural Products Expo in three hours! #ExpoWest2025 🏃
Light jacket January in #SanFrancisco ☀️
January 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Light jacket January in #SanFrancisco ☀️
And on the sixth night, I had to run to Cliff’s Variety for more candles and it got really gay 🌈 🕎 #HappyHanukkah #SanFrancisco
December 31, 2024 at 4:20 AM
And on the sixth night, I had to run to Cliff’s Variety for more candles and it got really gay 🌈 🕎 #HappyHanukkah #SanFrancisco
Well said, Mike & Jim: www.axios.com/2024/12/25/c... @axios.com
Behind the Curtain — Our holiday gift: Hope
By many measures, there's never been a better time to be alive in America.
www.axios.com
December 25, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Well said, Mike & Jim: www.axios.com/2024/12/25/c... @axios.com
150 lbs of gingerbread, 50 lbs of marzipan, 20 of chocolate — and that’s just what I’ve eaten over the holiday. This castle is made of a bunch of sweets too 😉 #MerryChristmas
December 25, 2024 at 7:09 PM
150 lbs of gingerbread, 50 lbs of marzipan, 20 of chocolate — and that’s just what I’ve eaten over the holiday. This castle is made of a bunch of sweets too 😉 #MerryChristmas
Christmas wish list:
1) 🦴
2) 🦴
3) 🦴
1) 🦴
2) 🦴
3) 🦴
December 25, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Christmas wish list:
1) 🦴
2) 🦴
3) 🦴
1) 🦴
2) 🦴
3) 🦴
All you people and your out-of-office auto-replies gloating on Dec. 20 that you're offline until Jan. 6. Really?
a man wearing sunglasses with the word dang written below him
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses with the word dang written below him
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2024 at 1:26 AM
All you people and your out-of-office auto-replies gloating on Dec. 20 that you're offline until Jan. 6. Really?
The Economist's word of the year: kakistocracy
www.economist.com/culture/2024...
www.economist.com/culture/2024...
The Economist’s word of the year for 2024
The Greeks knew how to talk about politics and power
www.economist.com
December 4, 2024 at 4:02 PM
The Economist's word of the year: kakistocracy
www.economist.com/culture/2024...
www.economist.com/culture/2024...
Good times at #WIREDBigInterview today. Say hi if you’re here 👋
December 3, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Good times at #WIREDBigInterview today. Say hi if you’re here 👋
Went home to WV, came back with my old iPod. The playlist still slaps ✌️
December 1, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Went home to WV, came back with my old iPod. The playlist still slaps ✌️
This season’s most iconic ad (h/t @jennystojkovic.bsky.social #holidayvibes www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/reports/a...
‘The ongoing furore over Boots’ Christmas ad only proves its point‘
Apparently, the men of social media can’t take a joke. More fool them, because they’re missing the best Christmas advert of 2024...
www.cosmopolitan.com
November 30, 2024 at 6:01 PM
This season’s most iconic ad (h/t @jennystojkovic.bsky.social #holidayvibes www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/reports/a...
Hello, why does this need to exist? 🤔
November 27, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Hello, why does this need to exist? 🤔
The fact that this story doesn’t include a single reference to George Bluth Sr.’s enduring quote from Arrested Development is an absolute travesty 🍌 @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2024/11/27/n...
The Sidewalk Fruit Vendor Who Sold a $6.2 Million Banana for 25 Cents
A 74-year-old immigrant who works outside Sotheby’s shares a basement in the Bronx and works 12-hour shifts. He was stunned to hear what his banana went for at auction.
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2024 at 12:42 PM
The fact that this story doesn’t include a single reference to George Bluth Sr.’s enduring quote from Arrested Development is an absolute travesty 🍌 @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2024/11/27/n...