I love watching people pack like sardines for the L train while Kenan Thompson screams over the intercom, don't avoid the fare or subways surf

It's simulation hour baby

In times like these, the little wins feel so important. Thank you rep Zephyr in Montana for helping kill a bill targeting trans people. Let's all keep this up

Anti-vax raw milk enthusiast RFK approved

Shooting for 100% today

Today is rookie mistake day for me ig

I love red hook

It's my theory that the MTA shuts down trains on lines with vastly different demographics to get people to mingle with other NYC residents who don't typically share space. G train hipsters interacting with F train proletariat is a sight to behold on a Saturday morning

Everyone who works for ICE is an enemy of the people

Also, someone should explain the word NATIVE to old shit stain

67 people just died in a plane crash in DC and Trump immediately blamed DEI with absolutely no evidence to suggest this. Fuck you, Mr. President.

I decided to electrocute myself today

Another day of radicalizing baristas during my maintenance visits.

Dropped a set pin for a GB5 steam knob today. Fell right into the drain but low and behold, a dead mega roach in the drain caught it before it went all the way down. NYC karma at its finest!

I love breaking tools and giving baristas makeshift shanks 💕