Another Geoff
@anothergeoff.bsky.social
Author of Methsnake - A drug-fuelled beach horror set in Australia. Put simply, a snake gets addicted to meth and ends up raising hell in Surfers Paradise during Schoolies.
I wonder how much the Sky News After Dark mob get paid.
May 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I wonder how much the Sky News After Dark mob get paid.
Marcoola yesterday
May 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Marcoola yesterday
I’ve had some bad nights on the piss but this takes the cake
May 16, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I’ve had some bad nights on the piss but this takes the cake
May 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
May 3, 2025 at 10:02 AM
“Your wife just posted on X to endorse you.”
“She did, Brian.”
“I hear you’re a great listener.”
“Nice play on words, Brian. I listen to all Australians.”
“Did they ask you to sack 41000 public servants? Pledge to gut green initiatives? Remove environmental barriers for miners?”
“Shut up, Brian.”
“She did, Brian.”
“I hear you’re a great listener.”
“Nice play on words, Brian. I listen to all Australians.”
“Did they ask you to sack 41000 public servants? Pledge to gut green initiatives? Remove environmental barriers for miners?”
“Shut up, Brian.”
May 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
“Your wife just posted on X to endorse you.”
“She did, Brian.”
“I hear you’re a great listener.”
“Nice play on words, Brian. I listen to all Australians.”
“Did they ask you to sack 41000 public servants? Pledge to gut green initiatives? Remove environmental barriers for miners?”
“Shut up, Brian.”
“She did, Brian.”
“I hear you’re a great listener.”
“Nice play on words, Brian. I listen to all Australians.”
“Did they ask you to sack 41000 public servants? Pledge to gut green initiatives? Remove environmental barriers for miners?”
“Shut up, Brian.”
“I put it to you that Angus Taylor deliberately fudged the Coalition’s costings.”
“Why would he do that, Brian?”
“You lose the election and he becomes Opposition Leader and you become a speaker on the right-wing circuit.”
“He wouldn’t do that to me, Brian. Would he?”
“You tell me.”
“Fuck!” #auspol
“Why would he do that, Brian?”
“You lose the election and he becomes Opposition Leader and you become a speaker on the right-wing circuit.”
“He wouldn’t do that to me, Brian. Would he?”
“You tell me.”
“Fuck!” #auspol
May 1, 2025 at 6:25 AM
“I put it to you that Angus Taylor deliberately fudged the Coalition’s costings.”
“Why would he do that, Brian?”
“You lose the election and he becomes Opposition Leader and you become a speaker on the right-wing circuit.”
“He wouldn’t do that to me, Brian. Would he?”
“You tell me.”
“Fuck!” #auspol
“Why would he do that, Brian?”
“You lose the election and he becomes Opposition Leader and you become a speaker on the right-wing circuit.”
“He wouldn’t do that to me, Brian. Would he?”
“You tell me.”
“Fuck!” #auspol
“You made an inspired pitch to Gen Z.”
“Yes, Brian.”
“How did it go?”
“Not bad, apart from the potato references. But I can laugh at myself and enjoy a bit of banter.”
“Really? You were described as a ghoul, misogynist, c***, monster, shit for brains, a pig, nasty, liar…”
“It’s just banter, Brian!”
“Yes, Brian.”
“How did it go?”
“Not bad, apart from the potato references. But I can laugh at myself and enjoy a bit of banter.”
“Really? You were described as a ghoul, misogynist, c***, monster, shit for brains, a pig, nasty, liar…”
“It’s just banter, Brian!”
May 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
“You made an inspired pitch to Gen Z.”
“Yes, Brian.”
“How did it go?”
“Not bad, apart from the potato references. But I can laugh at myself and enjoy a bit of banter.”
“Really? You were described as a ghoul, misogynist, c***, monster, shit for brains, a pig, nasty, liar…”
“It’s just banter, Brian!”
“Yes, Brian.”
“How did it go?”
“Not bad, apart from the potato references. But I can laugh at myself and enjoy a bit of banter.”
“Really? You were described as a ghoul, misogynist, c***, monster, shit for brains, a pig, nasty, liar…”
“It’s just banter, Brian!”
“You wanted to change the school curriculum because it stifled free thinking.”
“Yes, Brian.”
“And then you changed your mind.”
“I did. Thanks for noticing.”
“Because you want to stifle free thinking?”
“That’s not funny, Brian.” #auspol
“Yes, Brian.”
“And then you changed your mind.”
“I did. Thanks for noticing.”
“Because you want to stifle free thinking?”
“That’s not funny, Brian.” #auspol
May 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
“You wanted to change the school curriculum because it stifled free thinking.”
“Yes, Brian.”
“And then you changed your mind.”
“I did. Thanks for noticing.”
“Because you want to stifle free thinking?”
“That’s not funny, Brian.” #auspol
“Yes, Brian.”
“And then you changed your mind.”
“I did. Thanks for noticing.”
“Because you want to stifle free thinking?”
“That’s not funny, Brian.” #auspol
“So when are you going to release your costings?”
“Before the election, Brian. We’re working on it right now.”
“It’s not a book review for school. How are people expected to scrutinise the numbers if you release it with less than 48 hours before polls open?”
“Who said we want them to?” #auspol
“Before the election, Brian. We’re working on it right now.”
“It’s not a book review for school. How are people expected to scrutinise the numbers if you release it with less than 48 hours before polls open?”
“Who said we want them to?” #auspol
April 30, 2025 at 9:49 AM
“So when are you going to release your costings?”
“Before the election, Brian. We’re working on it right now.”
“It’s not a book review for school. How are people expected to scrutinise the numbers if you release it with less than 48 hours before polls open?”
“Who said we want them to?” #auspol
“Before the election, Brian. We’re working on it right now.”
“It’s not a book review for school. How are people expected to scrutinise the numbers if you release it with less than 48 hours before polls open?”
“Who said we want them to?” #auspol
“The election result could be closer than people think.”
“Yes, Brian. We’re tipping a last minute preference surge from One Nation voters who will quite happily trade workers’ rights and health funding for punching down on Welcome To Country.”
“Is that a good thing?”
“It is for me, Brian.”
#auspol
“Yes, Brian. We’re tipping a last minute preference surge from One Nation voters who will quite happily trade workers’ rights and health funding for punching down on Welcome To Country.”
“Is that a good thing?”
“It is for me, Brian.”
#auspol
April 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“The election result could be closer than people think.”
“Yes, Brian. We’re tipping a last minute preference surge from One Nation voters who will quite happily trade workers’ rights and health funding for punching down on Welcome To Country.”
“Is that a good thing?”
“It is for me, Brian.”
#auspol
“Yes, Brian. We’re tipping a last minute preference surge from One Nation voters who will quite happily trade workers’ rights and health funding for punching down on Welcome To Country.”
“Is that a good thing?”
“It is for me, Brian.”
#auspol
“So you would be happy with a nuclear power plant in your suburb?”
“Bring it on, Brian. Emissions-free energy. Net Zero.”
“Except for the spent fuel rods, coolant water, and need for a large reliable flow of water. And the inevitable cost blowout.”
“Are you part of the hate media, Brian?” #auspol
“Bring it on, Brian. Emissions-free energy. Net Zero.”
“Except for the spent fuel rods, coolant water, and need for a large reliable flow of water. And the inevitable cost blowout.”
“Are you part of the hate media, Brian?” #auspol
April 29, 2025 at 9:51 AM
“So you would be happy with a nuclear power plant in your suburb?”
“Bring it on, Brian. Emissions-free energy. Net Zero.”
“Except for the spent fuel rods, coolant water, and need for a large reliable flow of water. And the inevitable cost blowout.”
“Are you part of the hate media, Brian?” #auspol
“Bring it on, Brian. Emissions-free energy. Net Zero.”
“Except for the spent fuel rods, coolant water, and need for a large reliable flow of water. And the inevitable cost blowout.”
“Are you part of the hate media, Brian?” #auspol
“One Nation hired a convicted rapist to run its federal election campaign.”
“What’s that got to do with me, Brian?”
“You’re preferencing One Nation in many seats. This looks like a Faustian Pact.”
“I don’t know what that is and I don’t care, Brian. I locked kids up for votes. I want to be PM.”
“What’s that got to do with me, Brian?”
“You’re preferencing One Nation in many seats. This looks like a Faustian Pact.”
“I don’t know what that is and I don’t care, Brian. I locked kids up for votes. I want to be PM.”
April 28, 2025 at 8:51 AM
“One Nation hired a convicted rapist to run its federal election campaign.”
“What’s that got to do with me, Brian?”
“You’re preferencing One Nation in many seats. This looks like a Faustian Pact.”
“I don’t know what that is and I don’t care, Brian. I locked kids up for votes. I want to be PM.”
“What’s that got to do with me, Brian?”
“You’re preferencing One Nation in many seats. This looks like a Faustian Pact.”
“I don’t know what that is and I don’t care, Brian. I locked kids up for votes. I want to be PM.”
“You’ve changed focus.”
“Yes, I have, Brian. I’m focused on niche issues today.”
“Nuclear power?”
“No.”
“Childcare?”
“No.”
“Hospitals.”
“All too big, Brian. I’m trying to get people excited about what it means to be an Australian.”
“Criticising Welcome to Country every chance you get?”
“Exactly!”
“Yes, I have, Brian. I’m focused on niche issues today.”
“Nuclear power?”
“No.”
“Childcare?”
“No.”
“Hospitals.”
“All too big, Brian. I’m trying to get people excited about what it means to be an Australian.”
“Criticising Welcome to Country every chance you get?”
“Exactly!”
April 28, 2025 at 8:08 AM
“You’ve changed focus.”
“Yes, I have, Brian. I’m focused on niche issues today.”
“Nuclear power?”
“No.”
“Childcare?”
“No.”
“Hospitals.”
“All too big, Brian. I’m trying to get people excited about what it means to be an Australian.”
“Criticising Welcome to Country every chance you get?”
“Exactly!”
“Yes, I have, Brian. I’m focused on niche issues today.”
“Nuclear power?”
“No.”
“Childcare?”
“No.”
“Hospitals.”
“All too big, Brian. I’m trying to get people excited about what it means to be an Australian.”
“Criticising Welcome to Country every chance you get?”
“Exactly!”
“The debate with Albanese went well.”
“I wiped the floor with him, Brian.
“I was being sarcastic. How much is a carton of eggs?”
“What has that got to do with being PM?”
“It’s about being relatable.”
“How am I less relatable than Albo poncing about Newtown in a soy Coldplay tshirt?”
“Eggs.”
“Fuck!”
“I wiped the floor with him, Brian.
“I was being sarcastic. How much is a carton of eggs?”
“What has that got to do with being PM?”
“It’s about being relatable.”
“How am I less relatable than Albo poncing about Newtown in a soy Coldplay tshirt?”
“Eggs.”
“Fuck!”
April 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
“The debate with Albanese went well.”
“I wiped the floor with him, Brian.
“I was being sarcastic. How much is a carton of eggs?”
“What has that got to do with being PM?”
“It’s about being relatable.”
“How am I less relatable than Albo poncing about Newtown in a soy Coldplay tshirt?”
“Eggs.”
“Fuck!”
“I wiped the floor with him, Brian.
“I was being sarcastic. How much is a carton of eggs?”
“What has that got to do with being PM?”
“It’s about being relatable.”
“How am I less relatable than Albo poncing about Newtown in a soy Coldplay tshirt?”
“Eggs.”
“Fuck!”
“I am talking to the Forgotten Australians, Brian.”
“Who?”
“The forgotten people. The people who miss out. The battlers. The sick, the poor.”
“The lame.”
“Especially them!”
“The people the Liberals usually ignore, unless they’re in marginal seats.”
“Well, you don’t need to put it like that, Brian.”
“Who?”
“The forgotten people. The people who miss out. The battlers. The sick, the poor.”
“The lame.”
“Especially them!”
“The people the Liberals usually ignore, unless they’re in marginal seats.”
“Well, you don’t need to put it like that, Brian.”
April 27, 2025 at 8:34 AM
“I am talking to the Forgotten Australians, Brian.”
“Who?”
“The forgotten people. The people who miss out. The battlers. The sick, the poor.”
“The lame.”
“Especially them!”
“The people the Liberals usually ignore, unless they’re in marginal seats.”
“Well, you don’t need to put it like that, Brian.”
“Who?”
“The forgotten people. The people who miss out. The battlers. The sick, the poor.”
“The lame.”
“Especially them!”
“The people the Liberals usually ignore, unless they’re in marginal seats.”
“Well, you don’t need to put it like that, Brian.”