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Dave Currie
@anotherdavidcurrie.bsky.social
I writer of things, who more often than not does not write of things.
After much soul searching and self reflection, I have come to the decision that I am still willing to be awarded the Giller Prize.
July 14, 2024 at 3:44 PM
DJ X “Here’s a set of songs that’s just your vibe. They’re just you.”

Proceeds to play “Suicide is Painless (theme from MASH).”
May 6, 2024 at 2:25 PM
“I can’t get my head around calling stuff something that it’s not.” Every meat zealot.

1) hot dogs
2) rocky mountain oysters
3) hamburger steak
4) imitation crab
5) sweet bread
6) toad in the hole
7) beaver tails/elephant ears
8) mincemeat
9) steak tartar
10) hush puppies
11) Sweet Meats
March 31, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I don’t think I’m going to watch X-Men 97. Wake me up when they reboot Biker Mice from Mars. I’ll be there for that.

Oh! Or Bucky O’Hare!
March 26, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Everyone playing with AI to make funny videos or pictures of famous people is standing on the roof welcoming the aliens at the start of Independence Day.
January 9, 2024 at 1:16 AM
May your favourite music never be the soundtrack of a Kelsey’s, of a Zak’s Diner, of a Browns Social House.

May you never sit inside a Bob Evans, an IHOP, or an Applebys and say to yourself “oh, I love this song.”

But you will, we all will, because when the bell tolls it tolls for thee.
January 4, 2024 at 10:45 PM
I’m new here but when one posts something is it called a trail?
October 14, 2023 at 3:19 AM
Prospective Memoir Title: The Loquacious Mime
October 10, 2023 at 3:29 AM
The Revolution has peaked: last weekend I heard a person call “garage sales that start at 8:00am” ableist because she didn’t want to get up early on a Saturday.
September 19, 2023 at 1:21 PM