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@anotherben.bsky.social
I hear a bio is supposed to go here.
Don’t share AI slop, friend. You’re better than using platforms that hurt struggling people. :)
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Don’t share AI slop, friend. You’re better than using platforms that hurt struggling people. :)
That “weeds are just flowers…” shirt is rad. I wanna wear it while listening to my neighbor bitch about the wildflowers I planted in my boulevard. It’d make it hard for her to say “the flowers are pretty but do you need all the stringy green weeds” about my friggin garden cosmos (pictured).
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
That “weeds are just flowers…” shirt is rad. I wanna wear it while listening to my neighbor bitch about the wildflowers I planted in my boulevard. It’d make it hard for her to say “the flowers are pretty but do you need all the stringy green weeds” about my friggin garden cosmos (pictured).
The hats are sick too.
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The hats are sick too.
And yet here you are, fucking over artists to ensure they end up hungry.
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
And yet here you are, fucking over artists to ensure they end up hungry.
With the unbelievably pompous windbagging this bio is, I’m not remotely surprised their reference point for sci-fi leaps is Avatar. This is clearly someone who needs to be shovel-fed a plot that was jacked from Fern Gully.
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
With the unbelievably pompous windbagging this bio is, I’m not remotely surprised their reference point for sci-fi leaps is Avatar. This is clearly someone who needs to be shovel-fed a plot that was jacked from Fern Gully.
Evil Abed would like his style back.
November 3, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Evil Abed would like his style back.
“Social media was my main source of news”
November 3, 2025 at 9:56 AM
“Social media was my main source of news”
Look at how mad you’re getting at me for stating that things have truly abhorrent for people of color for a lot fuckin longer than 9 months/9 years (to include his first term). Jesus Christ.
Cute comeback though, toddler. I can tell you learned how to use your big boy words like a champ.
Cute comeback though, toddler. I can tell you learned how to use your big boy words like a champ.
November 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Look at how mad you’re getting at me for stating that things have truly abhorrent for people of color for a lot fuckin longer than 9 months/9 years (to include his first term). Jesus Christ.
Cute comeback though, toddler. I can tell you learned how to use your big boy words like a champ.
Cute comeback though, toddler. I can tell you learned how to use your big boy words like a champ.
Don’t share AI slop. It’s a tool forced upon us by our oppressors, ONLY.
October 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Don’t share AI slop. It’s a tool forced upon us by our oppressors, ONLY.
Bluesky in an Image 2: The Electric Boogaloo.
Ft. An earnest answer to your joke (that seems a bit rude) AND a forceful turn into politics from an emoji addict.
Ft. An earnest answer to your joke (that seems a bit rude) AND a forceful turn into politics from an emoji addict.
October 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Bluesky in an Image 2: The Electric Boogaloo.
Ft. An earnest answer to your joke (that seems a bit rude) AND a forceful turn into politics from an emoji addict.
Ft. An earnest answer to your joke (that seems a bit rude) AND a forceful turn into politics from an emoji addict.
Because BlueSky is:
October 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Because BlueSky is:
That isn’t a cartoon. It’s AI slop. Don’t hurt artists by platforming the slop made by the tools of our oppressors.
October 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
That isn’t a cartoon. It’s AI slop. Don’t hurt artists by platforming the slop made by the tools of our oppressors.
You’re an AI user, you don’t get to talk about the importance of books. You’re part of the problem.
October 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
You’re an AI user, you don’t get to talk about the importance of books. You’re part of the problem.
Hey @findanopening.bsky.social, alt text isn’t for your dumb fucking hashtags as you desperately try to find an audience who will buy your photos. It’s to describe the content of an image to visually impaired people.
Stop making the lives of the differently-abled worse, dude.
Stop making the lives of the differently-abled worse, dude.
October 10, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Hey @findanopening.bsky.social, alt text isn’t for your dumb fucking hashtags as you desperately try to find an audience who will buy your photos. It’s to describe the content of an image to visually impaired people.
Stop making the lives of the differently-abled worse, dude.
Stop making the lives of the differently-abled worse, dude.
A lot of these feel more like badges of honor. The only one I’m wildly confused by is some mouthbreather put me on a Charlie Kirk glazer list when I’ve been dancing for joy since I heard he got a new hole to breathe out of.
October 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
A lot of these feel more like badges of honor. The only one I’m wildly confused by is some mouthbreather put me on a Charlie Kirk glazer list when I’ve been dancing for joy since I heard he got a new hole to breathe out of.
The beauty of QR codes is you can make them with plain text instead of a web landing page.
Like this. Feel free to put it on a shirt! :)
Like this. Feel free to put it on a shirt! :)
October 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The beauty of QR codes is you can make them with plain text instead of a web landing page.
Like this. Feel free to put it on a shirt! :)
Like this. Feel free to put it on a shirt! :)
You let Googles dumbass speak n spell
think for you. A service that is actively hiding Trump’s dementia FOR HIM.
The greatest of shame on you, Trish
think for you. A service that is actively hiding Trump’s dementia FOR HIM.
The greatest of shame on you, Trish
October 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
You let Googles dumbass speak n spell
think for you. A service that is actively hiding Trump’s dementia FOR HIM.
The greatest of shame on you, Trish
think for you. A service that is actively hiding Trump’s dementia FOR HIM.
The greatest of shame on you, Trish
It sure is. If it’s marked rude when even I try to look at it, it’s definitely Rude for most.
Do you have the BlueSky moderation tools deactivated or something?
Do you have the BlueSky moderation tools deactivated or something?
October 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
It sure is. If it’s marked rude when even I try to look at it, it’s definitely Rude for most.
Do you have the BlueSky moderation tools deactivated or something?
Do you have the BlueSky moderation tools deactivated or something?
We’re winning Blue MAGA BINGO with a single person with this winner. Here’s what my bingo was:
B - Resistance banner
I - “Liberal Democrat”
N (free space) - “duhhh hashtag blue wave”
G - claims of artisanal skill
O - a stapled on “democratic socialist” without understanding it opposes letter I above
B - Resistance banner
I - “Liberal Democrat”
N (free space) - “duhhh hashtag blue wave”
G - claims of artisanal skill
O - a stapled on “democratic socialist” without understanding it opposes letter I above
October 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
We’re winning Blue MAGA BINGO with a single person with this winner. Here’s what my bingo was:
B - Resistance banner
I - “Liberal Democrat”
N (free space) - “duhhh hashtag blue wave”
G - claims of artisanal skill
O - a stapled on “democratic socialist” without understanding it opposes letter I above
B - Resistance banner
I - “Liberal Democrat”
N (free space) - “duhhh hashtag blue wave”
G - claims of artisanal skill
O - a stapled on “democratic socialist” without understanding it opposes letter I above