I wish the cowboy bebop TV show made it to season 2.... I know it's not a popular opinion but I loved the anime and the actors in the show did their best and more Cowboy bebop is always good...

The 100 men vs 1 gorilla has very "how many 4th graders can you take in a fight" energy but in the opposite direction.

Riker working as an exchange officer shouldn't have been an episode of TNG.... It should have been an entire season...

I like how the Dunkin ads are all like "look at these wicked baahsaahn actors and how authentic they are" and Duolingo's socials are all like "the logo bird spoke up against the oligarchs and was murdered!! Let's learn the language of the revolution as we watch the gods die!!!!"

I hope everyone enjoys the Chefs vs the Beagles

I need to use "annihilate" more often in day to day conversation.

Some say John McClain committed war crimes in Die Hard but I'm his defense he wasn't at war.... Much like champagne he only committed Sparkling Murder...

Tiffany & Co. is hitting me hard with some tiktok ads that I can assure everyone is falling on deaf ears

The holidays: here's some time off.
Also the holidays: you can't relax, you have all of this shit to do.

Just got emotional watching a video about the Ingenuity Rover on Mars...

You ever wonder what everyone's expression was after the first human tried beatboxing?.... Maybe we should have left it there...

It is my personal head cannon that Captain EO's ship and Jabba's sail barge we're made by the same manufacturer.

Can this thing do tik toks yet?

I'm going to use this app out of spite...

Did a Wednesday afternoon before Thanksgiving shop without insuring or being injured.... Go me!

Oh right... Just going to...

Champagne for my real melons, real pain for my chameleons...

I look forward to this new delivery device for my nonsense.