haunted hospital-gremlin
@anonymouscrank.bsky.social
same @ on Twitter and Reddit. @goober_menagerie on instagram for critter pics.
Spotted on the D13 this morning
July 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Spotted on the D13 this morning
My boi Nigel Tufnel just turned 9! He’s got bonus toes in exchange for a brain.
April 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My boi Nigel Tufnel just turned 9! He’s got bonus toes in exchange for a brain.
Good gravy, this shit is getting bleak
April 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Good gravy, this shit is getting bleak
This dog says LET ME SNORT DAT SHIT (she will also try to eat the plastic bag)
April 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This dog says LET ME SNORT DAT SHIT (she will also try to eat the plastic bag)
“Cats are so much cleaner than dogs!” - people who haven’t met Nigel
March 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
“Cats are so much cleaner than dogs!” - people who haven’t met Nigel
Why does she love mud puddles so much 🙃
March 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Why does she love mud puddles so much 🙃
Exhausted from her devastating ordeal (getting her nails trimmed at the groomer).
March 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Exhausted from her devastating ordeal (getting her nails trimmed at the groomer).
Freya (2007) and Matilda (2020). Smart ladies who knew I was a sucker & would help raise their adorable kids
March 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Freya (2007) and Matilda (2020). Smart ladies who knew I was a sucker & would help raise their adorable kids
Loki, Thor & Brunhild from mama Freya in 2007, then Rosemary, Basil & Dill from mama Matilda in 2020. I would’ve kept them all if circumstances allowed. Next time I will.
March 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Loki, Thor & Brunhild from mama Freya in 2007, then Rosemary, Basil & Dill from mama Matilda in 2020. I would’ve kept them all if circumstances allowed. Next time I will.
Twice now I’ve met an overly-friendly kitty who followed me home & then popped out a bunch of babies. 10/10, would do again.
March 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Twice now I’ve met an overly-friendly kitty who followed me home & then popped out a bunch of babies. 10/10, would do again.
Plz enjoy a “book” I made in grade 1. Not sure what’s funnier, the Shredder & Krang pics or “PISSA”
February 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Plz enjoy a “book” I made in grade 1. Not sure what’s funnier, the Shredder & Krang pics or “PISSA”
Yoooooo check out this beast NOW, 2 years after I got it
February 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Yoooooo check out this beast NOW, 2 years after I got it
I miss my mum’s cat Pickle. His previous owners moved & left the poor guy behind. He was a noisy jerk who loved to roll around in the middle of the street & jump from rooftop to rooftop, somehow lived to 17 years despite being FIV+ & not particularly bright.
February 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I miss my mum’s cat Pickle. His previous owners moved & left the poor guy behind. He was a noisy jerk who loved to roll around in the middle of the street & jump from rooftop to rooftop, somehow lived to 17 years despite being FIV+ & not particularly bright.
The poblanos have sprouted! 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
February 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The poblanos have sprouted! 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
LOST IN THE SAUCE: a short film featuring Nigel Tufnel & a squeezy treat
February 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
LOST IN THE SAUCE: a short film featuring Nigel Tufnel & a squeezy treat
Just caught a cabbage moth inside my house! Sneaky bastard must have been hiding/hibernating in one of the plants I brought inside last fall. Got promptly relocated outdoors.
January 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Just caught a cabbage moth inside my house! Sneaky bastard must have been hiding/hibernating in one of the plants I brought inside last fall. Got promptly relocated outdoors.
Grudgingly eating a piece of cauliflower. She wanted some of my dinner, and was very disappointed to receive a vegetable.
January 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Grudgingly eating a piece of cauliflower. She wanted some of my dinner, and was very disappointed to receive a vegetable.
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals, please enjoy my stepdad’s creatively embellished nativity scene
December 25, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals, please enjoy my stepdad’s creatively embellished nativity scene
I know she’s only looking at me like that because I have bread in my hand, but still, what a sweet face 💜
December 24, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I know she’s only looking at me like that because I have bread in my hand, but still, what a sweet face 💜