1- One of these days
2- one of my turns
3- Another brink in the wall II

The bad news: I sent it via Amazon, customs, shipping through the Cayman Islands and border patrol to you. With a COD delivery. I fear you now owe about $ 250.567, 42 to several governments and its branches. Hail Anoia!

I just did. I am NOT going to argue with a priestess with acces to a minor God, looking to outbranch.

The good news: I just send all my belongings and cash, totalling € 3.254,42 to you.

There is a cult? I want in on it. And to think people think the Illuminati rule the world. Idiots. They Prey to Anoia without knowing it. How do I join? Is there a secret initiation?

The minor goddess of Things That Stick in Drawers, Anoia is praised by rattling a drawer and crying "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it? Who bought this? Do we ever use it?" She also eats corkscrews and is responsible for Things Down The Backs of Sofas

The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move

This always gets me to grin when I think about it.