Anonymous Alcoholic
@anonymousalcoh8.bsky.social
Erstwhile drunk 15 yrs sober. There is a solution. Their phone number's in the phone book, on the first page. All opinions, including that last one, are my own.
You do realise anyone could make shit up like this and ring it into the FBI? Then the FBI has to write it up and file it? And now you're re-posting them as gospel. Well done pal, you're really helping the cause.
January 31, 2026 at 1:03 PM
You do realise anyone could make shit up like this and ring it into the FBI? Then the FBI has to write it up and file it? And now you're re-posting them as gospel. Well done pal, you're really helping the cause.
One million to 1 is still 16 times better odds than the National Lottery.
January 31, 2026 at 12:57 PM
One million to 1 is still 16 times better odds than the National Lottery.
We've all done it.
January 31, 2026 at 12:30 PM
We've all done it.
If they showed it on a airplane people would still walk out
January 30, 2026 at 1:58 PM
If they showed it on a airplane people would still walk out
And that was Trumpet Blast with their new single Corroborate My Climax
January 29, 2026 at 9:42 PM
And that was Trumpet Blast with their new single Corroborate My Climax
How old are you now? Because it can mean either.
January 29, 2026 at 6:30 PM
How old are you now? Because it can mean either.
That's me out of ideas then. Might be worthwhile checking the underside for damage in case they used a forklift
January 29, 2026 at 4:54 PM
That's me out of ideas then. Might be worthwhile checking the underside for damage in case they used a forklift
Maybe their owners weren't in Spain for 2 days
January 29, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Maybe their owners weren't in Spain for 2 days
The 1980's were crazy times
a black and white photo of a man with a mask on his face and the words `` tomorrow belongs to me . ''
ALT: a black and white photo of a man with a mask on his face and the words `` tomorrow belongs to me . ''
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:12 PM
The 1980's were crazy times
We used to call those expert systems back in the day *sigh*
January 29, 2026 at 4:07 PM
We used to call those expert systems back in the day *sigh*
AI is just the new name for IT. It's been Cloud for the last 10 years and will be something else in another ten.
January 29, 2026 at 3:25 PM
AI is just the new name for IT. It's been Cloud for the last 10 years and will be something else in another ten.
Why would Parmesan be with the cheese? In my local they keep it with all the other spices 😄
January 29, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Why would Parmesan be with the cheese? In my local they keep it with all the other spices 😄
They probably just moved it with one of these. I guess it's a regular occurrence for people doing road works.
January 28, 2026 at 4:22 PM
They probably just moved it with one of these. I guess it's a regular occurrence for people doing road works.
I blame the BBC
January 27, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I blame the BBC
People paid for Pornhub? Were they annoyed by the ads or something?
January 27, 2026 at 4:36 PM
People paid for Pornhub? Were they annoyed by the ads or something?
Former academic says it all really
January 27, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Former academic says it all really
"And that was Cancelled As Nonces with their latest hit We're All At It (Even Me)"
January 27, 2026 at 11:35 AM
"And that was Cancelled As Nonces with their latest hit We're All At It (Even Me)"
What they're really saying is you used to be a fat bastard, but now you're not and they like you better for it. Cut the lot of them off, that's what I'd do. They aren't your friends.
January 26, 2026 at 7:30 PM
What they're really saying is you used to be a fat bastard, but now you're not and they like you better for it. Cut the lot of them off, that's what I'd do. They aren't your friends.
Doesn't look at all like Boo Boo
January 26, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Doesn't look at all like Boo Boo
Just front it out like Boris, Liz and Donald. What could possibly go wrong?
January 24, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Just front it out like Boris, Liz and Donald. What could possibly go wrong?
Bit rich pulling people up on grammar after that fess.
January 24, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Bit rich pulling people up on grammar after that fess.
The framework being there's already loads of abandoned US bases in Greenland that the yanks pulled out of decades ago. They're still there, some even have runways. If the US is worried about arctic security just send back the thousands of troops you withdrew. nationalinterest.org/blog/buzz/us...
The US Military Once Had a Much Bigger Presence in Greenland
At its height, the United States operated 50 military installations in Greenland—and once had fantastical plans for an elaborate nuclear missile network underneath its ice.
nationalinterest.org
January 21, 2026 at 11:31 PM
The framework being there's already loads of abandoned US bases in Greenland that the yanks pulled out of decades ago. They're still there, some even have runways. If the US is worried about arctic security just send back the thousands of troops you withdrew. nationalinterest.org/blog/buzz/us...
Maybe you could warm up the shower for her or run a bath. Then you might not need to wank so much.
January 18, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Maybe you could warm up the shower for her or run a bath. Then you might not need to wank so much.