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🫎 Moose 🫎
@anonymoose.bsky.social
💖 Deaf, Gay and Pro Choice so Tories automatically hate me 💖

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Can sometimes dip in nsfw

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I’ve sank 24 hours into Pokémon Unbound, and already I’m enjoying it a LOT more than the official Pokémon releases from the past 8 years

Usually I would’ve completed a third of the games on normal Pokémon games. I’m not even 10% through on this one 😍
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Don’t you think it’s weird how we can just die at any moment?
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
She’s seen things
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
she’s really good
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Some sentences I was unfortunate to hear today:
- “The 32 inch one seems bigger than the 27 inch”
- “This is out of stock. Do you have any?”
- “Is the G5 the G5 or the C5?”
- (Me: We don’t ship to the Republic of Ireland, I’m afraid) “Okay, but can you ship to Dublin?”
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Ruby Wax looks like melted wax #imaceleb
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Calling it now, Aitch will win #imaceleb
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’m actually very excited for Pokopia
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I am actually an idiot

Been complaining about the HDR on my TV being broken for the past 2 years because it black screens all the time

Turns out my HDMI has been plugged into the eARC port which doesn’t support 4K + eARC and shows a black screen whenever you try 🤡
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Paul 2:5
“I don’t want to see any fucking H&M”
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
On Call of Duty, I’m either one of the best players of the match, or the absolute worst. There is no in between.
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Caroline literally set this up. If she didn’t bully him, he wouldn’t have won! #bbuk
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Why is she shouting? #bbuk
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Shut up omfg #bbuk
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
For the least violent person in the house, Elsa looks like she’s ready to commit serial homicide #bbuk
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Drop something white
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Ngl but Tate looks a lot more attractive when he’s in rags in a cage #bbuk
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
My one and a half year old nephew has just waddled over to me with a full pack of custard creams, gave me a dirty look and said “fat boy” and waddled away

Thanks Arthur
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Predicting that Emily and Tate will be booted next #bbuk
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I actually feel so bad for Emily #bbuk
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I physically cannot watch Jojo Siwa so I will not be watching Late and Live thank you #bbuk
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
If she says jar or jarring one more time, I swear to god #bbuk
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Just watched the first episode of IT: Welcome to Derry and it was so fucking good

Quite disturbing tbh
November 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.

Hahahahah easy tiger
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I’ve just been looking at the latest weekly meeting notes at work, and in the “Weekly Wins” section, it says “Moose wore a string jumper” 💀
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM