🫎 Moose 🫎
@anonymoose.bsky.social
💖 Deaf, Gay and Pro Choice so Tories automatically hate me 💖
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🍃 Chikorita Supremacy 🍃
Can sometimes dip in nsfw
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Safe Space 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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🍃 Chikorita Supremacy 🍃
Can sometimes dip in nsfw
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Safe Space 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
I’ve sank 24 hours into Pokémon Unbound, and already I’m enjoying it a LOT more than the official Pokémon releases from the past 8 years
Usually I would’ve completed a third of the games on normal Pokémon games. I’m not even 10% through on this one 😍
Usually I would’ve completed a third of the games on normal Pokémon games. I’m not even 10% through on this one 😍
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I’ve sank 24 hours into Pokémon Unbound, and already I’m enjoying it a LOT more than the official Pokémon releases from the past 8 years
Usually I would’ve completed a third of the games on normal Pokémon games. I’m not even 10% through on this one 😍
Usually I would’ve completed a third of the games on normal Pokémon games. I’m not even 10% through on this one 😍
Don’t you think it’s weird how we can just die at any moment?
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Don’t you think it’s weird how we can just die at any moment?
Some sentences I was unfortunate to hear today:
- “The 32 inch one seems bigger than the 27 inch”
- “This is out of stock. Do you have any?”
- “Is the G5 the G5 or the C5?”
- (Me: We don’t ship to the Republic of Ireland, I’m afraid) “Okay, but can you ship to Dublin?”
- “The 32 inch one seems bigger than the 27 inch”
- “This is out of stock. Do you have any?”
- “Is the G5 the G5 or the C5?”
- (Me: We don’t ship to the Republic of Ireland, I’m afraid) “Okay, but can you ship to Dublin?”
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Some sentences I was unfortunate to hear today:
- “The 32 inch one seems bigger than the 27 inch”
- “This is out of stock. Do you have any?”
- “Is the G5 the G5 or the C5?”
- (Me: We don’t ship to the Republic of Ireland, I’m afraid) “Okay, but can you ship to Dublin?”
- “The 32 inch one seems bigger than the 27 inch”
- “This is out of stock. Do you have any?”
- “Is the G5 the G5 or the C5?”
- (Me: We don’t ship to the Republic of Ireland, I’m afraid) “Okay, but can you ship to Dublin?”
I’m actually very excited for Pokopia
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I’m actually very excited for Pokopia
I am actually an idiot
Been complaining about the HDR on my TV being broken for the past 2 years because it black screens all the time
Turns out my HDMI has been plugged into the eARC port which doesn’t support 4K + eARC and shows a black screen whenever you try 🤡
Been complaining about the HDR on my TV being broken for the past 2 years because it black screens all the time
Turns out my HDMI has been plugged into the eARC port which doesn’t support 4K + eARC and shows a black screen whenever you try 🤡
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I am actually an idiot
Been complaining about the HDR on my TV being broken for the past 2 years because it black screens all the time
Turns out my HDMI has been plugged into the eARC port which doesn’t support 4K + eARC and shows a black screen whenever you try 🤡
Been complaining about the HDR on my TV being broken for the past 2 years because it black screens all the time
Turns out my HDMI has been plugged into the eARC port which doesn’t support 4K + eARC and shows a black screen whenever you try 🤡
Paul 2:5
“I don’t want to see any fucking H&M”
“I don’t want to see any fucking H&M”
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Paul 2:5
“I don’t want to see any fucking H&M”
“I don’t want to see any fucking H&M”
On Call of Duty, I’m either one of the best players of the match, or the absolute worst. There is no in between.
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
On Call of Duty, I’m either one of the best players of the match, or the absolute worst. There is no in between.
Drop something white
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Drop something white
My one and a half year old nephew has just waddled over to me with a full pack of custard creams, gave me a dirty look and said “fat boy” and waddled away
Thanks Arthur
Thanks Arthur
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My one and a half year old nephew has just waddled over to me with a full pack of custard creams, gave me a dirty look and said “fat boy” and waddled away
Thanks Arthur
Thanks Arthur
Just watched the first episode of IT: Welcome to Derry and it was so fucking good
Quite disturbing tbh
Quite disturbing tbh
November 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Just watched the first episode of IT: Welcome to Derry and it was so fucking good
Quite disturbing tbh
Quite disturbing tbh
Oldest selfie on your phone.
Hahahahah easy tiger
Hahahahah easy tiger
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.
Hahahahah easy tiger
Hahahahah easy tiger
I’ve just been looking at the latest weekly meeting notes at work, and in the “Weekly Wins” section, it says “Moose wore a string jumper” 💀
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’ve just been looking at the latest weekly meeting notes at work, and in the “Weekly Wins” section, it says “Moose wore a string jumper” 💀