Hell Chimp Raffle. I’m pleased to give away this cool art piece!

To enter the Hell Chimp Raffle.

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Raffle ends Dec 18th. I’ll do a follow up post announcing a winner and collect shipping info. Good luck!

#raffle #giveaway #art #artraffle

They're selling "loosie" eggs in the bodegas now. This is the weirdest timeline.

1/ The script for Sunday. Trump shows and tries to get a camera shot with Taylor Swift before leaving before halftime and claiming the two billion viewers were all for him. Kendrick plays "Not Like Us" but does none of the "good parts" due to potentially getting sued for defamation.

End stage capitalism. Truth is too expensive and inconvenient. #meta

So The Macarena (that's been played everywhere from tee ball games to family reunions) is about a girl who has a threesome with her boyfriend's two best friends when he goes away to the Army? I feel like this was the best practical joke ever.