IT'S JUST A FRIENDLY PRESS INQUIRY JIM. OUR READERS WANT TO KNOW. SOME OF THEM ARE TAKING BETS ON HOW LONG YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE IT, SO WE COULD REALLY USE AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM YOU ON YOUR OWN EXPECTATIONS FOR SURVIVAL.

HELLO

AND IN ACCORDANCE WITH WHAT YOUR DYING WISHES MAY WELL HAVE BEEN, WE COMMIT YOUR MEMORY TO THE BOSOM OF SOCIAL MEDIA, WHICH YOU LOVED SO MUCH.

GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCE

TELL US MORE, THE GOSSIP WIRE IS SLOW TONIGHT AND WE'RE CRAMPING BAD FOR WILD RUMORS AND VAGUE THREATS TO JUMPSTART OUR BLUESKY MEDIA PRESENCE.

with all this engagement, we're just gonna mark you down as yet another satisfied subscriber.

this episode has been brought to you by viewers like you.

AND YET HERE YOU ARE, ENGAGING ME, INTERACTING, CLEARLY NOT BORED