Downloading Balatro to my phone is a dangerous game

Also walked down the river and it was so peaceful and empty 😌

Eraserhead baby mummy spotted in the Met

Rare good pic of my old man dog

I was in my parents’ attic and found my very first cell phone. 🫡

All because he got a cut and didn't wash his hands. Men.

I am!

He fell asleep in his elf costume 🥹

Actually not embarrassed to share my wrapped this year! There was a very real chance of Dr Worm cracking the top five songs with how many playlists it’s on.

my thoughts on one piece so far

stolen collection of relatable tumblr posts

used venmo to pay someone back and just realized that my venmo name is hollis and he only knows me by my deadname

Woke up this baby while digging

this is my favorite (almost definitely fake) anecdote. being a hater just for love of the game is inspirational

I had such a fun Halloween costume to wear at work. And then it had to be in the 70s for some reason so I couldn't wear the shirt/straw wristbands. And the snake gaiters we have to wear covered the straw pants. So I ended up just being someone in a silly hat. But look at how it could have been. 😔