Prosperity Gospel is a helluva drug.

It’s the “throw everything AND the kitchen sink at it” play for reals. (Students just proposed an adaptation of it as an ep of “Smiling Friends.” It totally worked.)

Oh I forgot antibiotics!

Hey, you just admitted you were up anyway!

CAN CONFIRM COUCH IS SUITABLE STOP
AVAILABLE FOR FUTURE FAINTINGS STOP

HAVE FAINTING COUCH.
REGRET TOO LARGE TO BRING.
WILL FAINT ON YOUR COUCH IN PERFORMATIVE FASHION.
AFFIRM IF ACCEPTABLE.

Well SOMEONE has no joy

Now she and the dog are tag-teaming the poor thing. Godspeed, little mouse

my birthday is around the corner, and the start of the school year is still far enough off that I’m not yet panicking.

Sometimes things are still good. ♥️