Annoying Arsehat
@annoying-x.bsky.social
In case you're a bit simple, this account is a very obvious PARODY of a Twitter troll/bot/crypto account!
Do you miss having twats from Twitter who make stupid comments filling your timeline? Well, I'm the them of this.
Do you miss having twats from Twitter who make stupid comments filling your timeline? Well, I'm the them of this.
If you lot love the library so much, why don't you marry it?
January 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
If you lot love the library so much, why don't you marry it?
So, you think your English is good?
Bet you can't think of a word with an E in it!
#NotEngagementFarming
#CryptoScamForTheWin
Bet you can't think of a word with an E in it!
#NotEngagementFarming
#CryptoScamForTheWin
January 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
So, you think your English is good?
Bet you can't think of a word with an E in it!
#NotEngagementFarming
#CryptoScamForTheWin
Bet you can't think of a word with an E in it!
#NotEngagementFarming
#CryptoScamForTheWin
Can I just ask why people are wishing me a Happy New Year, the day before the New Year?
It's not for another 6 hours.
Do you wish your Mum happy Mothers' Day, on Saturday?
No, you don't.
Australians are the worst for it.
It's not for another 6 hours.
Do you wish your Mum happy Mothers' Day, on Saturday?
No, you don't.
Australians are the worst for it.
December 31, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Can I just ask why people are wishing me a Happy New Year, the day before the New Year?
It's not for another 6 hours.
Do you wish your Mum happy Mothers' Day, on Saturday?
No, you don't.
Australians are the worst for it.
It's not for another 6 hours.
Do you wish your Mum happy Mothers' Day, on Saturday?
No, you don't.
Australians are the worst for it.
Little known fact, but after President Carter left office, he formed an indie rock/punk band called The Unstoppable Sex Machine.
December 30, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Little known fact, but after President Carter left office, he formed an indie rock/punk band called The Unstoppable Sex Machine.
Not a lot of people know this, but miserable arsed Scotch racing car racer Stirling Moss, was named after some really good moss.
#TrueStory
#BuyCryptosFromMe
#NotAScam
#TrueStory
#BuyCryptosFromMe
#NotAScam
December 29, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Not a lot of people know this, but miserable arsed Scotch racing car racer Stirling Moss, was named after some really good moss.
#TrueStory
#BuyCryptosFromMe
#NotAScam
#TrueStory
#BuyCryptosFromMe
#NotAScam
Nobody on Bluesky with an opinion about the boxing tonight?
I'm shocked. Shocked I tells ya.
I'm shocked. Shocked I tells ya.
December 21, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Nobody on Bluesky with an opinion about the boxing tonight?
I'm shocked. Shocked I tells ya.
I'm shocked. Shocked I tells ya.
Just watched the new Carry-On film on Netflix, and it's really not as funny without Sid James and lots of women with big tits.
December 16, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Just watched the new Carry-On film on Netflix, and it's really not as funny without Sid James and lots of women with big tits.
Haven't seen any vegans here.
Presumably because they're so far up their own arses.
Presumably because they're so far up their own arses.
December 16, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Haven't seen any vegans here.
Presumably because they're so far up their own arses.
Presumably because they're so far up their own arses.
Yes yes, you're horny for libraries. We get it.
December 15, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Yes yes, you're horny for libraries. We get it.
How does this prick get himself into so many shitty situations?
Is he Prince Edward?
Is he Prince Edward?
December 15, 2024 at 7:13 AM
How does this prick get himself into so many shitty situations?
Is he Prince Edward?
Is he Prince Edward?
Just a little reminder that 'drinking coffee' is not a personality.
December 10, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Just a little reminder that 'drinking coffee' is not a personality.
Fun fact.
Not only is bacon the only word in the English langauge to end in ON, it's also the only word with a C in the middle.
#AmazingFacts
#Words
#Bacon
#ONatTheEnd
#CinTheMiddle
Not only is bacon the only word in the English langauge to end in ON, it's also the only word with a C in the middle.
#AmazingFacts
#Words
#Bacon
#ONatTheEnd
#CinTheMiddle
December 7, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Fun fact.
Not only is bacon the only word in the English langauge to end in ON, it's also the only word with a C in the middle.
#AmazingFacts
#Words
#Bacon
#ONatTheEnd
#CinTheMiddle
Not only is bacon the only word in the English langauge to end in ON, it's also the only word with a C in the middle.
#AmazingFacts
#Words
#Bacon
#ONatTheEnd
#CinTheMiddle
What's the quickest way to kill a badger? Asking for a friend.
December 6, 2024 at 8:36 PM
What's the quickest way to kill a badger? Asking for a friend.
Seems like writers get quite a lot of engagement here.
From what I've seen, being writer simply involves telling people you're a writer, and how difficult it is to write.
So...
I'm a writer.
It's so difficult to write.
#Writing
#NotAJob
#YouAreJustUnemployed
From what I've seen, being writer simply involves telling people you're a writer, and how difficult it is to write.
So...
I'm a writer.
It's so difficult to write.
#Writing
#NotAJob
#YouAreJustUnemployed
December 3, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Seems like writers get quite a lot of engagement here.
From what I've seen, being writer simply involves telling people you're a writer, and how difficult it is to write.
So...
I'm a writer.
It's so difficult to write.
#Writing
#NotAJob
#YouAreJustUnemployed
From what I've seen, being writer simply involves telling people you're a writer, and how difficult it is to write.
So...
I'm a writer.
It's so difficult to write.
#Writing
#NotAJob
#YouAreJustUnemployed
A lot of people posting their pictures of animals.
I wonder how many asked for their consent?
It's time to normalise getting consent before taking pictures of sentient animals.
I wonder how many asked for their consent?
It's time to normalise getting consent before taking pictures of sentient animals.
December 2, 2024 at 3:23 PM
A lot of people posting their pictures of animals.
I wonder how many asked for their consent?
It's time to normalise getting consent before taking pictures of sentient animals.
I wonder how many asked for their consent?
It's time to normalise getting consent before taking pictures of sentient animals.
Might go back to twitter.
December 1, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Might go back to twitter.
Me posting quality engagement farming stuff, zero likes.
Nathanuel the wonder virgin posts that "libraries are good" and 10 millions spods fucking lap it up.
I can't win.
Nathanuel the wonder virgin posts that "libraries are good" and 10 millions spods fucking lap it up.
I can't win.
December 1, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Me posting quality engagement farming stuff, zero likes.
Nathanuel the wonder virgin posts that "libraries are good" and 10 millions spods fucking lap it up.
I can't win.
Nathanuel the wonder virgin posts that "libraries are good" and 10 millions spods fucking lap it up.
I can't win.
Fantastic news. To celebrate Black Friday (as if it's not just a scam to make people spend money, I'm halving the price of my UFTs (after having doubled them for 1 day).
This is for a week, which is how long Fridays last.
Don't miss out. You don't want to miss out.
#FOMO
#NotAScam
This is for a week, which is how long Fridays last.
Don't miss out. You don't want to miss out.
#FOMO
#NotAScam
November 30, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Reposted by Annoying Arsehat
Wonderful creativity from the kids at Christmas! 🎄
November 27, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Wonderful creativity from the kids at Christmas! 🎄
Damn it. Still not enough engagement, and interest in my definitely legitimate crypto scheme #NotAScam
So, maybe it's time I got a cute pet and put pictures of it up everyday? People LOVE that.
So, what's a cheap cute low maintenance animal that I can milk for likes? (and maybe also milk?)
So, maybe it's time I got a cute pet and put pictures of it up everyday? People LOVE that.
So, what's a cheap cute low maintenance animal that I can milk for likes? (and maybe also milk?)
November 28, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Damn it. Still not enough engagement, and interest in my definitely legitimate crypto scheme #NotAScam
So, maybe it's time I got a cute pet and put pictures of it up everyday? People LOVE that.
So, what's a cheap cute low maintenance animal that I can milk for likes? (and maybe also milk?)
So, maybe it's time I got a cute pet and put pictures of it up everyday? People LOVE that.
So, what's a cheap cute low maintenance animal that I can milk for likes? (and maybe also milk?)
Same for me, except I'm the official Annoying Arsehat Report account on Bluesky.
I'm definitely not a GoFundMe grifter. Honest.
Now, give me some money.
I'm definitely not a GoFundMe grifter. Honest.
Now, give me some money.
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November 28, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Same for me, except I'm the official Annoying Arsehat Report account on Bluesky.
I'm definitely not a GoFundMe grifter. Honest.
Now, give me some money.
I'm definitely not a GoFundMe grifter. Honest.
Now, give me some money.
I'm still not annoying enough to give this place that authentic Musk media train wreck feel.
What's the Bluesky equivalent of unwanted, unmelodious whistling? Oh right, it's anime.
What's the Bluesky equivalent of unwanted, unmelodious whistling? Oh right, it's anime.
November 27, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I'm still not annoying enough to give this place that authentic Musk media train wreck feel.
What's the Bluesky equivalent of unwanted, unmelodious whistling? Oh right, it's anime.
What's the Bluesky equivalent of unwanted, unmelodious whistling? Oh right, it's anime.
I often prefix my observations on people's posts with "Ha ha" to show that I'm laughing like a fucking village idiot laughs at ducks.
November 27, 2024 at 3:25 PM
I often prefix my observations on people's posts with "Ha ha" to show that I'm laughing like a fucking village idiot laughs at ducks.
That's it. I'm blocking all the anime weirdos.
This place is fast becoming Los Angeles and not in a cocaine and strippers was, but in a trip out from your Mum's basement to try and lose your virginity at a conference way.
This place is fast becoming Los Angeles and not in a cocaine and strippers was, but in a trip out from your Mum's basement to try and lose your virginity at a conference way.
November 27, 2024 at 3:17 PM
That's it. I'm blocking all the anime weirdos.
This place is fast becoming Los Angeles and not in a cocaine and strippers was, but in a trip out from your Mum's basement to try and lose your virginity at a conference way.
This place is fast becoming Los Angeles and not in a cocaine and strippers was, but in a trip out from your Mum's basement to try and lose your virginity at a conference way.
Far too many Scotch people on here.
Which is ironic, since most have never seen a blue sky.
Which is ironic, since most have never seen a blue sky.
November 27, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Far too many Scotch people on here.
Which is ironic, since most have never seen a blue sky.
Which is ironic, since most have never seen a blue sky.