Annoyed Oboist
@annoyedoboist.bsky.social
Oboist-about-town, writer, backyard chicken enthusiast, baby birder.
Came across “a breath he hadn’t realized he’d been holding” in a bit of literary fiction and threw the book across the room.
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Came across “a breath he hadn’t realized he’d been holding” in a bit of literary fiction and threw the book across the room.
This Northern flicker mom is over your shrieking, Derrick.
July 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This Northern flicker mom is over your shrieking, Derrick.
Do you want to sign in with your saved password? No, ma’am, I was just killing a bug on my screen.
June 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Do you want to sign in with your saved password? No, ma’am, I was just killing a bug on my screen.
All the 11-year-old girls I know don’t want dolls, they want you to take them to Sephora.
May 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
All the 11-year-old girls I know don’t want dolls, they want you to take them to Sephora.
Trumpf: You can only have 5 pencils.
Interviewer: Tell me how Lisa Frank hurt you.
Interviewer: Tell me how Lisa Frank hurt you.
May 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Trumpf: You can only have 5 pencils.
Interviewer: Tell me how Lisa Frank hurt you.
Interviewer: Tell me how Lisa Frank hurt you.
Saw a migrating redstart today and almost crashed out.
April 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Saw a migrating redstart today and almost crashed out.
I hope President Obama is sitting somewhere with his feet up having a beer while wearing a tan suit and having a good chuckle.
April 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I hope President Obama is sitting somewhere with his feet up having a beer while wearing a tan suit and having a good chuckle.
New insult. Suck toes!
March 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
New insult. Suck toes!
With the collapse of mainstream media due to billionaire buyouts, time for a Green Bay Packers-style fan ownership return of Air America Radio?
March 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
With the collapse of mainstream media due to billionaire buyouts, time for a Green Bay Packers-style fan ownership return of Air America Radio?
I just ate a kale salad and am in no mood to be trifled with.
February 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I just ate a kale salad and am in no mood to be trifled with.
Now that all the funding for STEM is drying up all your kids and grandkids will go back to majoring in English. Well played, idiots!
February 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Now that all the funding for STEM is drying up all your kids and grandkids will go back to majoring in English. Well played, idiots!
Spent several moments rummaging through my lunch bag for a spoon before realizing it was in my mouth.
January 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Spent several moments rummaging through my lunch bag for a spoon before realizing it was in my mouth.
2025 is the year for signing emails with “all the beast.”
January 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
2025 is the year for signing emails with “all the beast.”
Welp, just had the most embarrassing audition of my life. I did choose to sing a Wierd Al song, so that part’s on me.
January 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Welp, just had the most embarrassing audition of my life. I did choose to sing a Wierd Al song, so that part’s on me.
Opens work email…
Them: “Good morning! How are you?”
Me: “Get off my case!”
Them: “Good morning! How are you?”
Me: “Get off my case!”
January 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Opens work email…
Them: “Good morning! How are you?”
Me: “Get off my case!”
Them: “Good morning! How are you?”
Me: “Get off my case!”
Feeling well-guarded this afternoon. From what I’m not sure.
January 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Feeling well-guarded this afternoon. From what I’m not sure.
Using Facebook now is like trying to watch a show called “Friends and Relatives” and the channel keeps flipping to QVC.
December 6, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Using Facebook now is like trying to watch a show called “Friends and Relatives” and the channel keeps flipping to QVC.
Princess toys for princess boys
December 1, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Princess toys for princess boys
Gigmas, Gigmas, time is here.
So busy, here hold my beer
Cantatas, Messiahs, don’t be stressed
The pay is great
My car’s a mess
Want a gig? I’ve got a scoop
Need some reeds that don’t sound like poop
I left on time
But I’m still late
O Gigmas, you’re so great!
So busy, here hold my beer
Cantatas, Messiahs, don’t be stressed
The pay is great
My car’s a mess
Want a gig? I’ve got a scoop
Need some reeds that don’t sound like poop
I left on time
But I’m still late
O Gigmas, you’re so great!
November 20, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Gigmas, Gigmas, time is here.
So busy, here hold my beer
Cantatas, Messiahs, don’t be stressed
The pay is great
My car’s a mess
Want a gig? I’ve got a scoop
Need some reeds that don’t sound like poop
I left on time
But I’m still late
O Gigmas, you’re so great!
So busy, here hold my beer
Cantatas, Messiahs, don’t be stressed
The pay is great
My car’s a mess
Want a gig? I’ve got a scoop
Need some reeds that don’t sound like poop
I left on time
But I’m still late
O Gigmas, you’re so great!
Sorry Bluesky I’m kind of giving up on this ever becoming my thing
August 14, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Sorry Bluesky I’m kind of giving up on this ever becoming my thing
Got nailed in the butt by a baby scorpion yesterday, so that was fun.
August 8, 2024 at 11:05 AM
Got nailed in the butt by a baby scorpion yesterday, so that was fun.
Saw a super cool cat on drums last night.
July 1, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Saw a super cool cat on drums last night.
You know shit’s about to get real when the accordion player takes his shirt off.
June 30, 2024 at 4:30 AM
You know shit’s about to get real when the accordion player takes his shirt off.
Me: I don’t know if Verbena is in the cards for me.
This hotel: Oh Verbena is DEFINITELY in your cards.
This hotel: Oh Verbena is DEFINITELY in your cards.
June 27, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Me: I don’t know if Verbena is in the cards for me.
This hotel: Oh Verbena is DEFINITELY in your cards.
This hotel: Oh Verbena is DEFINITELY in your cards.
Congratulations to you if you’re the rare unicorn who can keep track of all your fucking logins.
March 28, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Congratulations to you if you’re the rare unicorn who can keep track of all your fucking logins.