Annie Craton
@anniezard.bsky.social
(she/her) My whole brand is getting loud and excited about the dumbest stuff while on mic. Like Mary Worth. Do you know about Wilbur Weston?
🎙️Podcasts & Screaming🎙️ at www.crookedrussiancam.horse
🎙️Podcasts & Screaming🎙️ at www.crookedrussiancam.horse
All my homies love defunctland
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
All my homies love defunctland
Feeling normal feeling normal feeling SO NORMAL
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Feeling normal feeling normal feeling SO NORMAL
Well that mostly came out alright!
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Well that mostly came out alright!
Chiaki and Percy gotta eat a whole man
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Chiaki and Percy gotta eat a whole man
This is killing me, Cameron, your perfect Amalgamated Asian Girlfriend needs you to explain familiars to her!!!!
November 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
This is killing me, Cameron, your perfect Amalgamated Asian Girlfriend needs you to explain familiars to her!!!!
Joe/Joyce getting sidelined for a ship that’s been built up for a large portion of the comic:
November 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Joe/Joyce getting sidelined for a ship that’s been built up for a large portion of the comic:
Need to wear your slutty little crop jacket but ALSO drape your slutty little crop jacket around your tiny girlfriend’s shoulders? Simply have a wardrobe of slutty little crop jackets, just like Hades and his capes or Doug Funnie and his Everything
October 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Need to wear your slutty little crop jacket but ALSO drape your slutty little crop jacket around your tiny girlfriend’s shoulders? Simply have a wardrobe of slutty little crop jackets, just like Hades and his capes or Doug Funnie and his Everything
I made soup on Friday when it was chilly and rainy and now I have a few leftover veggies, but more importantly, I now have the Taste for Making Soup. What if I used the leftovers to make More Soup. I have an immersion blender. Who could stop me?
October 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I made soup on Friday when it was chilly and rainy and now I have a few leftover veggies, but more importantly, I now have the Taste for Making Soup. What if I used the leftovers to make More Soup. I have an immersion blender. Who could stop me?
It’s okay, everybody, you can stop worrying. My yarn order came in and I can get back to weaving, finally
October 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It’s okay, everybody, you can stop worrying. My yarn order came in and I can get back to weaving, finally
Blink would kick ass in any game
October 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Blink would kick ass in any game
Absolutely tragic.
October 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Absolutely tragic.
There are multiple spots where Jon and I looked at a small passage under an old stump or in some brush where we were like “we are not crawling through that, that’s how you get got by the fair folk”
October 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
There are multiple spots where Jon and I looked at a small passage under an old stump or in some brush where we were like “we are not crawling through that, that’s how you get got by the fair folk”
Also had fun playing with the photo filters on the new phone! Original vs black and white.
October 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Also had fun playing with the photo filters on the new phone! Original vs black and white.
We went on a trip this weekend to the woods and stayed at a nice lodge with a fireplace in our room. There was zero cell service and only 90 minutes of shitty wifi per day. We did a ton of hiking and reading and crafts. Highly recommend. Great way to spend our anniversary.
October 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
We went on a trip this weekend to the woods and stayed at a nice lodge with a fireplace in our room. There was zero cell service and only 90 minutes of shitty wifi per day. We did a ton of hiking and reading and crafts. Highly recommend. Great way to spend our anniversary.
Get you a man who will rip somebody’s throat out
October 8, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Get you a man who will rip somebody’s throat out
Also mfw Fortuna is there
September 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Also mfw Fortuna is there
Me, dropping everything whenever I see a dog
September 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Me, dropping everything whenever I see a dog
Jon got me this a few years ago, sort of as a present for Both Of Us because he knows what I like, and we decided to hang it on his side of the office so that when I'm on camera people can see it behind me and know that this is a household where Beefy Warhammer Women With Swords are valued
September 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Jon got me this a few years ago, sort of as a present for Both Of Us because he knows what I like, and we decided to hang it on his side of the office so that when I'm on camera people can see it behind me and know that this is a household where Beefy Warhammer Women With Swords are valued
(that was me, actually, I put that in my session notes using Anna's description and my "this is looking pretty Camilla" suspicion)
August 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
(that was me, actually, I put that in my session notes using Anna's description and my "this is looking pretty Camilla" suspicion)