Yeah. The dissonance between all the prep I have been doing for various worst case scenarios and the seemingly oblivious/everything’s fine attitude of everyone else is not helping.

During a family roadtrip when I was a kid, I was taking a nice nap in the back of the car during a particularly windy section when I was abruptly awakened by our dog barfing gooey half-digested dog food all over me. So yeah, I feel ya.

I’m healthy but just ok looking (is this a good lyric? What about my birthin’ hips?)