This Panda Eats Pumpkins
@annie.redpanda.fun
gay tranda writer/game designer
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so let me get this straight
porn is too unsafe to accept because it causes too many credit card disputes
but we will hand credit card disputes over to an unaccountable magic box and charge you 30% for the privilege
porn is too unsafe to accept because it causes too many credit card disputes
but we will hand credit card disputes over to an unaccountable magic box and charge you 30% for the privilege
![Hello,
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If you win a dispute using Smart Disputes, you’ll pay 30% of the recovered disputed amount. If you don’t win, then no fees for Smart Disputes apply. The fee for receiving a dispute still applies to all disputes, including ones countered with Smart Disputes.
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Questions? Please visit our support site—we’re here to help.
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November 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
so let me get this straight
porn is too unsafe to accept because it causes too many credit card disputes
but we will hand credit card disputes over to an unaccountable magic box and charge you 30% for the privilege
porn is too unsafe to accept because it causes too many credit card disputes
but we will hand credit card disputes over to an unaccountable magic box and charge you 30% for the privilege
BREAKING: The Lich King, Arthas Menethil, awakes from his Frozen Throne to endorse Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
BREAKING: The Lich King, Arthas Menethil, awakes from his Frozen Throne to endorse Andrew Cuomo.
meet the new grift, same as the old grift
November 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
meet the new grift, same as the old grift
these people are such weiners, man
i hope y'all enjoy it there, 'cause it's only gonna get worse
the Nazi pivot is just around the corner
i hope y'all enjoy it there, 'cause it's only gonna get worse
the Nazi pivot is just around the corner
November 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
these people are such weiners, man
i hope y'all enjoy it there, 'cause it's only gonna get worse
the Nazi pivot is just around the corner
i hope y'all enjoy it there, 'cause it's only gonna get worse
the Nazi pivot is just around the corner
The Arby's we have at home:
Onion roll, with a packet of cheap Buddig sliced beef, American cheese, and Arby's sauce, wrapped in foil and warmed in the air fryer for the last bit of the cooking time of some lovely roast potatoes.
Close enough, and those roasties beat cold curly fries for sure.
Onion roll, with a packet of cheap Buddig sliced beef, American cheese, and Arby's sauce, wrapped in foil and warmed in the air fryer for the last bit of the cooking time of some lovely roast potatoes.
Close enough, and those roasties beat cold curly fries for sure.
October 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The Arby's we have at home:
Onion roll, with a packet of cheap Buddig sliced beef, American cheese, and Arby's sauce, wrapped in foil and warmed in the air fryer for the last bit of the cooking time of some lovely roast potatoes.
Close enough, and those roasties beat cold curly fries for sure.
Onion roll, with a packet of cheap Buddig sliced beef, American cheese, and Arby's sauce, wrapped in foil and warmed in the air fryer for the last bit of the cooking time of some lovely roast potatoes.
Close enough, and those roasties beat cold curly fries for sure.
October 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
just noodling around with RetroFab after seeing it mentioned in Nicole Express' blog, and suddenly roll the best round of Yahtzee in my entire life?
628 points, no zeros, and 4 yahtzees?!
https://itizso.itch.io/milton-bradley-yahtzee
628 points, no zeros, and 4 yahtzees?!
https://itizso.itch.io/milton-bradley-yahtzee
October 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
just noodling around with RetroFab after seeing it mentioned in Nicole Express' blog, and suddenly roll the best round of Yahtzee in my entire life?
628 points, no zeros, and 4 yahtzees?!
https://itizso.itch.io/milton-bradley-yahtzee
628 points, no zeros, and 4 yahtzees?!
https://itizso.itch.io/milton-bradley-yahtzee
can literally one of you goddamn people explain to me why you want the nazi frog so badly
matt furie is not a sad victim, he's a fucking crypto grifter, and associating his ugly meme frog with the work of actual activists putting their bodies on the line against fascism is disgusting.
matt furie is not a sad victim, he's a fucking crypto grifter, and associating his ugly meme frog with the work of actual activists putting their bodies on the line against fascism is disgusting.
October 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
can literally one of you goddamn people explain to me why you want the nazi frog so badly
matt furie is not a sad victim, he's a fucking crypto grifter, and associating his ugly meme frog with the work of actual activists putting their bodies on the line against fascism is disgusting.
matt furie is not a sad victim, he's a fucking crypto grifter, and associating his ugly meme frog with the work of actual activists putting their bodies on the line against fascism is disgusting.
motherfucker, you work for the new york times
exactly whose fault is that more than your goddamn paper
exactly whose fault is that more than your goddamn paper
October 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
motherfucker, you work for the new york times
exactly whose fault is that more than your goddamn paper
exactly whose fault is that more than your goddamn paper
Mine's not as pretty but it is pretty tasty.
October 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Mine's not as pretty but it is pretty tasty.
gotta say, the value of my privacy seems a lot lower than political philosophy would seem to indicate
I guess it's nice to know the number, I suppose.
I guess it's nice to know the number, I suppose.
October 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
gotta say, the value of my privacy seems a lot lower than political philosophy would seem to indicate
I guess it's nice to know the number, I suppose.
I guess it's nice to know the number, I suppose.
geordi makes a compelling point
October 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
geordi makes a compelling point
reblog to scare an ice agent
October 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
reblog to scare an ice agent
whenever I see this game i just think about the kid i knew who called it "Ninja the Gaiden" because he misunderstood the characters on the logo
tbf you can kinda see it if you squint
tbf you can kinda see it if you squint
October 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
whenever I see this game i just think about the kid i knew who called it "Ninja the Gaiden" because he misunderstood the characters on the logo
tbf you can kinda see it if you squint
tbf you can kinda see it if you squint
The bills always win when I'm at the wheel
October 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The bills always win when I'm at the wheel
scrandle gave me this abomination the other day and just
why england
why
why england
why
October 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
scrandle gave me this abomination the other day and just
why england
why
why england
why
October 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
the CEO of bsky, mocking a user for asking if they've banned an infamous transphobic hatemonger
this was always where the site was going
this was always where the site was going
October 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
the CEO of bsky, mocking a user for asking if they've banned an infamous transphobic hatemonger
this was always where the site was going
this was always where the site was going
can't believe infamous tabloid the Sun was wrong about the future
October 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
can't believe infamous tabloid the Sun was wrong about the future
i too yearn for the days when I could clip through the shopping cart with my dad
September 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
i too yearn for the days when I could clip through the shopping cart with my dad
bsky sucks so much y'all
September 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
bsky sucks so much y'all
Another cat who had also been on the computer, but only physically.
September 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Another cat who had also been on the computer, but only physically.
September 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
And for dinner: pork gyoza.
September 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
And for dinner: pork gyoza.