ON THIS DAY, WE CELEBRATE NOT HUMAN RIGHTS, NOT THE PEOPLE, NOT EVEN AMERICA.

BUT ME! ME! ME! ME! I SUCCESSFULLY TRICKED 75 MILLION OF YOU IMBECILES TO FUCK YOURSELVES OVER! ME! GOD I AM A GENIUS!

ENJOY THE DICTATORSHIP FUCKWITS!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

Hey Folks, New King of Healthcare here! Feels great to finally say that!

I AM COMING AFTER ALL FOOD! THEY’RE ALL BAD FOR YOU! IT IS TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE I NEED TO EAT MORE BECAUSE MY BRAINWORM STEALS THE NUTRIENTS!

#RFKJR #TRUMP #MAHA #MAGA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

TREMENDOUS FIRST DAY, SOME WOULD SAY THE BEST FIRST DAY OF ALL PRESIDENTS! I CANCELLED ALMOST 80 OF SLEEPY JOE’S EXECUTIVE ORDERS! AND NOW MY EVIL POLICIES HAVE BEEN ENACTED! ENJOY SUFFERING FUCK HEADS! ALL YOU GET IS A RENAMED GULF OF MEXICO AND MOUNT DENALI!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

I HAVE REVOKED LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON’S DISGUSTING AND UNAMERICAN DEI POLICY! EVEN THOUGH EVERY PRESIDENT HAS ONLY ADDED ON TO IT! INCLUDING ME! NOW IT’S SUDDENLY HARMFUL! NOW IT IS LEGAL TO DISCRIMINATE FEDERALLY IN HIRING BASED ON, GENDER, RACE, AND MORE!

#MAGA #TRUMP #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

THE RADICAL LEFTIST SCUM @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app STRUCK DOWN AND KILLED @ElonMusk-JoinX.bsky.social IN COLD BLOOD! THE COWARDS HAD TO DO IT WHILE HE WAS ASLEEP!

(Jokes aside, they banned my Elon parody account lol, like and repost to make them see 😂)

I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand

You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen

*Everyone has stories like this*

Apparently, it is now acceptable to attain a new status in life, simply by proclamation.

I hereby declare I am a 6' 2", 27 yr-old EGOT winner who is currently dating Taylor Swift.

Thank you for your attention to our delusions.

Landed in Austin, Texas, United States. Apx. flt. time 49 min.

Markey: This administration has proved time and time again that it is only interested in vengeance, that it lies and lacks all humanity. Today, six federal prosecutors resigned because the DOJ wants to investigate Renee's widow rather than Renee's killer

Thank you, Michigan!

Murphy: The United States Congress should not fund a Department of Homeland Security that is not obeying the laws of the United States of America