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Anni
@anni-shoots.bsky.social
my motives are beyond my understanding

twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/anni_shoots

18+ please. I probably won't repost porn tho

unless it's really good. then I might
Pinned
anyway I have an account here now

if I linked you to it, just know you're part of the problem

I will never forgive any of you for dragging me back into this hell
my sweet wonderful girlfriend literally just did the "have you heard of the high elves" oblivion dialogue at me UNIRONICALLY and she has no idea why I'm fucking dying I love her so much
December 2, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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let's all get a weird tingle in our stomachs when the evil sorceress calls us "little girls playing at being heroes" in a low voice with a lot of vocal fry
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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I WANNA TALK TO TGIRLS AND HAVE A GIRLS NIGHT OUT AND HAVE FUN AND GET DRUNK AND SMOKE WEED AND DO EACH OTHER'S MAKE UP FUCK
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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July 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
you make ONE POST about executing civilians and the bot just assumes you're American smh
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
"hearts and minds" they keep saying "hearts and minds anni" yeah bro I know how the mozambique drill works get off the fucking radio
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 AM
if I ever have a discord server, anyone will be allowed to change the server thumbnail image, but if it's less funny than the previous one, your ability to change it gets permanently revoked and you get put on server-wide 10 second slowmode FOREVER
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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"Domme training" should be a thing. Dommes should be able to take on protégés and have weird parental-esque mentor relationships with them and sexually humiliate them a lot but teach them still.

Whether they graduate or not well, you know. Depends I bet
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
subs who demand you hit them harder during a scene but become inconsolable when they pinch their finger in a cupboard door
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Videogame that sends you a message on screen going "Hey, you've been on this gender select screen for several minutes now. Are you okay? Do you want a gender neutral version or are you good with the ones we gave you?"
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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girl with an "USE" option when you interact with her
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
if anyone's wondering why I go through periods where I post here multiple times a day and then disappear for weeks, it's actually because my partner is genderfluid, which means every morning is a throw of the dice whether I'll be funny or straight today
November 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Today is the only day you can repost this
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
AND NO ONE TOLD ME THEY CAME BACK????
November 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
guy in my DMs who lowkey keeps acting really gross at me but I haven't blocked him yet bc every day he sends a good morning message with my name turned into a new pun. I was gonna get rid of him as soon as he ran out but it's been almost 4 months, so I keep him like some sort of chaser Scheherazade
November 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
it's been replaying in my head all day, this was SUCH a power move
November 3, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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“I want a cafe where there’s no pressure to be sexual” cool I want a bar and lounge where the vibes are no pressure and you can cuddle and kiss and feel each other up and the staff keeps the space safe and there’s rooms where folks can go fuck if they want okay.
November 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
man I do NOT have the emotional bandwidth to be a sports fan how do some of y'all live like this??
November 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I know I don't post about baseball and my followers mostly don't care about it but I just wanna say Springer is a fucking legend for that
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I'll have you know I don't actually hate men I actually have uhh

I have umm uhhhhh

I think uh

three friends. who are men. I think

idk they keep turning into girls
November 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
the shit I write while high
November 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
the Anni Luck is so unnaturally good that I've started screensharing my character creation and making DMs watch me roll my stats so they actually believe I'm doing it honestly

this isn't even the best character I've ever rolled. I've been kicked out of parties for being too lucky. it's a curse
October 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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“you’ll never have a real vagina, you’re just getting fucked in an open wound” keep going i’m close
October 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
conspiring to make myself bioluminescent
October 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I FUCKING FIXED IT

LEGENDS Z-A STREAMS RESUME THIS WEEKEND
yeah... no stream tonight
October 22, 2025 at 9:00 AM