Kyle came up to me with tears in his eyes and said, "Sir, with tears in my eyes I want to thank you so much for restoring my love for golf. It's the greatest game, invented in America by you, the greatest golfer that ever lived."

He looked into JD Vance's eyes and the will to live just dissipated.

It's more fun to read from the bottom up. "From Hell, be. Saved sins. Repent, Jesus. Believe!"

I never thought I'd see the day.

My back hurts just thinking about it.

They're very culty.

For the time being, try logging in to your Gmail on the website or the app.

Hmm. GAM is indeed top. 🤔

One of my former college friends insisted that an edited strip showing Calvin on ADHD medication was the real final comic and called me a monster when I told her it wasn't real.

I love the little raised paw.

Tridefcalation

Ohio's supreme court thinks it's reasonable for at least one of the two to have bones.