I wasn’t even going to do anything beyond the pie itself! But then I had extra crust and here we are 🤷🏻‍♀️

100% the moment i lost it

Thank you!! I definitely am. ☺️

I take a lot of pictures. Haha

Haha thanks, Brian!! 💗💗💗

So yes, in response to other comments in this thread, the glue DOES work. Have done it again myself on more than one occasion. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When the dr finally saw me he said, “you need stitches but the shot to numb you is going to hurt more than anything else.” I said, “Don’t like that option! Can you, like, glue it or something?” He paused for a second thinking and said “yeah, we can do that.” So he superglued my thumb back together.

When I was in college I sliced my thumb open with a butter knife trying to pry a stale brownie out of a pan after a particularly rowdy night out. I lived down the street from an ER so I wrapped my thumb up & drunkenly walked over, 2am on a January night in Chicago, w/ my hand elevated above my head.

The aurora app says 1am might be the strongest time so if you’re up for a late night keep an eye out!

Anyway, I guess you could say things are going great over here right now.

And I just feel so fucking embarrassed for saying that to people I didn’t even really know. I’ve barely talked about it with my actual friends but for some reason I just emotionally vomited on these poor people. Kind of like I’m don’t here, I guess. Idk.

So I just stood in the corner pretending my phone was really interesting before finally staying long enough and getting the hell out of there. Now I’m sitting on a cold bench outside sobbing/having a panic attack but I can’t bring myself to leave because leaving means I’m just going back to it all.