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annesatellite.bsky.social
@annesatellite.bsky.social
Author to the stars. Consumed by politics and doomscrolling.
Guess they haven't been getting those preventive MRIs 🤷
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Don't drink and post kids
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Up Trump's butt and around the corner
October 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
That is ominous 🤣
October 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Im only on episode 1 and yikes 😬
October 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I wonder if ICE will be waiting to deport their service members or they save that just for American citizens 🤔
October 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Why is she referencing a CNN map, I thought they were fake news 🤔
October 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I believe the headline should read "unproven lies"
September 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
So political violence is an issue but children being slaughtered at school is perfectly fine? Got it.
September 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It would have been much quicker to write an article on what he got right.
September 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
One for each of his mistresses!
August 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Its hilarious that Caroline thinks she owned President Obama with that statement. But really she just confirmed what we all know, Trump is a liar and would never cite any real event.
July 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Is this picture AI? He doesn't look as leather-y as usual.
July 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I hope this gets posted on everything she posts on social media. She should never forget how despicable she is.
July 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I feel this so deeply 🤣
July 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
They dont think at all
July 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM