Just found out my blood type is AB+ and I’m feeling weirdly cocky about it 🧛🏻‍♀️ who knew!

I’d be knitting at a much faster rate if I didn’t stop and admire my work after every row but I mean look at this i-cord 😍 (and to any real knitters seeing this yes I know my tension is too tight and I’m doing the increase on the wrong stitch 🙄)

Bret is playing a golf game and as he’s making his avatar and these are some of the things you get to customize: ear angle, mouth height, cheek roundness…. Like?? I have so many thoughts & questions I don’t even know where to begin

Look out world! First sweater ✅ is she a lil zany? Sure. Will I actually wear her? We’ll see. Anyway stay tuned for the next one where I will def not be using a striped yarn again!

When these lil Scottie’s come home all previous dieting goes out the window also s/o to @hbogden.bsky.social and John for my fave mug

This is gonna be me this week when Brets away and we have a snow storm www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2UHDy62/

Buffalo chicken dip wins every time

Question- do you think the traitors would be better if you didn’t know who the traitors were?

Alan Cumming’s dog should be getting more airtime she is soo cute

To get out of doing a dry Jan I’ve agreed to quit vaping… Probably best to not contact me for the next 2 weeks cuz I have a feeling I’m gonna be *snippy*

Maybe I’ve underestimated people from mass a woman came up to tell me my vape fell out of my bag and said “I know you’re gonna want that later” and I deeply appreciate that

Did everyone know about the drones over New Jersey? I feel like I’m late to the party

I am LIVING for the conspiracy theory tiktoks about Luigi. I just watched one about the numbers 286 showing up all over the place?? Like what is he up to?!

I tried teaching myself how to knit for 9 hours straight today and this is all I have to show for it #prayforme #knittingjourney

Is there literally any difference between Black Friday and cyber Monday in this day in age? Genuinely asking