He ate one-quarter what? Need a noun there. He ate one-quarter of a single mozzarella stick? He ate one-quarter of the total mozzarella sticks prepared? He ate one-quarter of a baguette? He ate one-quarter of a dollar? He ate one-quarter of a scarf?

Expect it.

Point of clarification: I did not use ChatGPT on my resume because I know how to write for myself. It's tedious to customize my resume for each job application, but that's because employers are using filters and boolean searches to gather candidates.

I had a younger colleague tell me, as I was preparing my resume for the job I have now, that I should use ChatGPT for my resume. I looked into how to use it and thought it was the most wasteful use of my time because by the time I had a finished resume, I could've just revised my current one.

They demonize DEI as if FLOTUS isn't a DEI hire.

SPOILER ALERT: Everybody is a villain in somebody else's story.

They thought perpetual war in the Middle East was more important than a felon intent on burning the whole country in which they stand, communities in which they thrive, and the world at large to the ground in the years he has left.

They didn't forget to vote. They were just a bunch of spineless crapweasels who fancied themselves morally superior by making a false equivalency to convince themselves they are excluded from needing to make hard choices in order to claim their hands are clean.

I just received my first order of Who Gives A Crap toilet paper this week. I'm looking forward to trying it out.