Anne Bertucio
@annebdh.bsky.social
COO at ROOST.tools, working to make Trust and Safety tools available to all.
Open source, security and privacy, and more into my amateur sports league than I should be
Open source, security and privacy, and more into my amateur sports league than I should be
This is Diffie. He’d like to be your coworker. Paws are no good for filling out job applications, though, so YOU’LL have to apply to the open software engineering roles at @roost.tools
roost.tools/staff-softwa...
(don’t fit the level? Apply anyways to express your interest in upcoming openings)
roost.tools/staff-softwa...
(don’t fit the level? Apply anyways to express your interest in upcoming openings)
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This is Diffie. He’d like to be your coworker. Paws are no good for filling out job applications, though, so YOU’LL have to apply to the open software engineering roles at @roost.tools
roost.tools/staff-softwa...
(don’t fit the level? Apply anyways to express your interest in upcoming openings)
roost.tools/staff-softwa...
(don’t fit the level? Apply anyways to express your interest in upcoming openings)
Oh he knowwws he’s adorable. Responds to every passerby’s squeal with a pose
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Oh he knowwws he’s adorable. Responds to every passerby’s squeal with a pose
Waiting for the next King County elections ballot drop? Here’s a good boi to help pass the time.
November 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Waiting for the next King County elections ballot drop? Here’s a good boi to help pass the time.
I recently learned the vet’s ticketing system takes photos and the front desk enjoys them immensely. Fast forward to text message threads that are just snoots asking for refills.
October 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I recently learned the vet’s ticketing system takes photos and the front desk enjoys them immensely. Fast forward to text message threads that are just snoots asking for refills.
There are GOOD SCENTS on the secret island, Ned; GOOD SCENTS
September 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
There are GOOD SCENTS on the secret island, Ned; GOOD SCENTS
My co-author for all correspondence. He lacks opposable thumbs and grammar skills, but he makes up for it in unbridled enthusiasm.
August 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My co-author for all correspondence. He lacks opposable thumbs and grammar skills, but he makes up for it in unbridled enthusiasm.
Wakes me up at 4:45a because his blankets aren’t right. One of us was able to fall back asleep in a perfect pile of velour. The other…
August 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Wakes me up at 4:45a because his blankets aren’t right. One of us was able to fall back asleep in a perfect pile of velour. The other…
Somebody’s got a case of the Monday’s
May 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Somebody’s got a case of the Monday’s
I’m not sure I see the point in AI text summaries, but I do see the humor.
February 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I’m not sure I see the point in AI text summaries, but I do see the humor.
Diffie is taking his job as my Google Summer of Code review assistant very seriously. He was hoping to see more “cheese for good bois” in the project outcomes, but we’ve still got a couple hundred to go. There’s time.
February 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Diffie is taking his job as my Google Summer of Code review assistant very seriously. He was hoping to see more “cheese for good bois” in the project outcomes, but we’ve still got a couple hundred to go. There’s time.