I have never seen so many people wearing sequin covered giant dick jock straps anywhere else in my life. God, I love Key West at Halloween!

HA! Love it! Tell those scallywags (aka your kids) to swab the decks or be cast overboard!

The look suits you! What's your pirate name going to be?

Well, duh; I mean, it's Key West. I'm surprised you're not automatically drunk when you walk of the plane,lol!

That's some damned good parenting right there!