The car "belonged to an undocumented alien". If he is undocumented how can he get a license and register a car?

Reminds me of Prince Prospero's rooms in Masque of the Red Death.

Looks like they gave him a giant shot of something to get him on his feet. Enough to last 30-45 minutes. Then he'll get a bit hit of Thorazine and get tucked back into bed

No no no. Urinal watering such a resting place would stand too much of a chance of reconstituting him.

The more grandiose BS he does, the more I see the run-up Madame le Guillotine. This new golden (tacky) ballroom is supposed to remind revellers of Versailles. Next I see a hall of mirrors.

All the "gentle" comments. The sheep is staked on a lead and the kid is just at the end of the tether. Had the kid been a few inches closer I'm afraid he'd be given flying lessons.

My daddy said to never trust a man who cheats at games. He would have had some scathing things to say about Mango Musellini

I missed until you said something. I wonder how many times that gets done on his round of golf

For a long time, produce from Arizona was harvested by prison labor, and sold to Walmart (why their tomatoes were always cheaper). It was stopped around 2021. Now that the migrants are incarcerated, expect to see a new wave of prison peonage in the fields.

I'm sure the $23 a month I get as a senior from SNAP will balance the budget. (When I was 64, I drew almost $200 a month, based on my SSA earnings. As soon as you hit 65, the gov. figures old people can live on ramen and chicken necks.

I was thinking the exact same thing. Particularly after today. EJ remembered looking up and saying "what are you doing?" But it was asked civilly, rather than snarling as he would with the other "suspects"

Any time I've received ashes, they were more of a smudge. Looks like that was done with a burnt match head. You know. Like kids did who skipped school on Ash Wednesday to hang out and go to the park or movies or whatever.

Comer is such an embarrassment. I am ashamed he represents my district

I would dearly love to see news surface that Biden brokered the peace talks, and it nets him a Nobel. Wouldn't that just frost *45/47's cookies?

Is he showing us he's a little tea pot, short and stout? Because that's the only time I've seen that finger on the head gesture. 🫖

I have had 2 babies, 2 root canals, and years of sciatica. I always said I would have another baby before I had another root canal. But I would prefer another root canal to sciatic nerve pain. Goddess bless my chiropractor