Shout out to Lexapro!

So, uh, my company makes AI. And is pushing AI to back office. So back office asked for training. And company said we don't know how to apply AI in the office.

It warms my heart when a street dog gets too bougie for scraps. Mine gets pissed at chicken tenders. Needs them guy up. Chewing & tearing is too much work for him!

Jack like to watch cartoons.

If only these people had to stand in the fire that is writing an anti-football op Ed in their HS newspaper. This is when you know if you are truly cut out for journalism (I was not).

The Carne! guy has been on Top Chef multiple times.

You (and I) will never love anything as much as this dude loves meat.

I worked at a company that decided to relocate the corp office to a different state. Sent out a press release that the move would save $100million. Stock went crazy.
A. $100M = 10 days revenue
B. No, it did not save $100M.

We should all be better at demanding context.

I'm so sick of nanny nanny boo boo as a political position.