When I was choosing my GCSE options, a technology option was mandated by the school, so my parents wrote to ask why that couldn't just be another free choice. The head wrote back a letter that means the phrase "scribblings of lesser poets" has become infamous in the Lowman household:

Merry Christmas Eve!

Why does this garden centre Christmas display look like the scene from a play where the long suffering wife finally decides to leave her troubled husband

Are we still doing you from a different era cos I just found this (different era, same vibe)

I love love love the tasks where the comedians sit opposite @alexhorne.bsky.social in the caravan, which is why my face is like this.

Taskmastered!

This baby is:
1. Me
2. Not sure about being photographed
3. 39 today

I am both baffled by this comment on Hinge, and also fundamentally disagree

Oh I drew Rufus Wainwright at the weekend, if you like that kind of thing. (I forgot to finish the ear.)

Watching the McFly 21st birthday special from yesterday and it's absolutely done its job cos I'm booking for McFly v Busted immediately. Massively entertaining.

Hi, I'm a millennial.

Can't get think of anything more unicorn chaser-y than Junior Taskmaster

T-shirt idea 🍣
#snl

So @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social said this is where the party's at, so here I am, at the party 🥳

A few weeks ago me and my family found that the quickest way to a guaranteed laugh is for you all to try and draw the Simpsons from memory. And that, Bluesky, is my gift to you.