Thinking about the time one of my exes left his Facebook messages open on his laptop and I saw that he'd tried to message like 7 different women in a row and they'd all left him on Read✔️✔️

In zombie shows, the survivors always end up including relevent jobs like a surgeon, weapons expert etc. I would love to see a show where the group ends up being ppl that are like, all from HR or something. They just have to solve every problem via conflict management & team building exercises lol

Djungelskog

Person who had a childhood dog: I loved that dog, he was my best friend for 15 years
Person who had a childhood hampster: he ate my headphones and died the same day we bought him, so we bought a new one but she somehow escaped a locked cage and fell from the roof of our house