Exhibit B:

Exhibit A:

Photos from my favorite folder usually fit into one of 4 categories: outfits, dog, morning walk, drowning

I get the best dog pics when she’s begging for pizza, truth be told

I love the small-top-big-bottoms combo too much.

I fear it’s the toned-abs-and-tiny-twig-legs combo I’ve got going on, myself.

Here’s my submission to be your next favorite fashion microinfluencer 💌✨🫶🏼

I sent ChatGPT pictures of my hands, wrist, and face and asked it to give me a color season analysis.

This is what she (yes, mine’s a girl duh) said…