Damn, Lizzy Stride absolutely lost in the sauce then, hey 🏴‍☠️

💛💛💛
Took my hair off to wash my head and then didn’t put it back on 😄

Oh thank you for reminding me about paper plates; I really should get a couple packs bc I’ve been struggling with clean-up recently.
Whenever I do order in, it’s because my fridge/pantry is empty and I can’t go out. It’s literally paying delivery + ADHD tax lmao

i don't drive, but next time i'm in the passenger seat, i'll offer to do this on the driver's behalf 🚗

I spotted that thing and my brain just erupted into confetti 😄

Thanks for the tag, dizzy!! 💜

I dooo! It’s my new phone background 🦒

it sure is!! and thankfully, i think my lead at work will be totally sympathetic to taking time off around the release of a highly-anticipated game........ :))

it's so hilarious (to me) because the alpha guy looks so much like Jan Böhmermann (german radio + TV satire guy), and Jan Böhmermann, in response to anyone calling him an alpha male, would immediately dress up like gamma guy and then go chop some wood 😂😂

Nooo 😭
I hadn't been to the park in four weeks, in plantlife that's a lifetime 🥺

That's what I said! Well. I also said "fuck fuckity fuck fuck shit," but ya know 🤣
So I trudged back home. And back to the park! Fomo is real when some flowers only bloom for a week 😆