Do you guys remember when paperback novels were $7.00

I just think that as a society, we’ve lost sight of what a hot fudge sundae is

Acting different because I can breathe through my nose again

Girls will be like “I needed this” and “this” is a day on the river, running, fishing, and reading a campy horror novel.

Nooooo don’t read atomic habits you’re so sexy

Only my most business casual tweets go here. Lukewarm takes. I think to myself “would someone wearing a vest post this?” And if not I do not post it

I wish our headlights weren’t so bright! I feel like a bad citizen when people flash their brights at us! Gonna paint the headlights on our car yellow!!!!

The way 2016 has come screaming back into my life this month

Idk if this place is right for me… feels like a business meeting in here

Hey what’s up, I hear this is where all the 31 year olds are hanging out

Nobody give my dad an invite code

Just want to say that I started a new job this week and it’s going really well and I’m having tons of fun! Also it’s fall now and peak “little walk” weather. Also our heater is broken so it’s cold in our house so sweaters and fluffy socks at all times!

What if I use this app to tweet about sister wives and only sister wives

Crazy how I can’t stop myself from tweeting and I can’t force myself to type anything on this app