Anna G
@annag0804.bsky.social
Is Rambo just Robin Hood with guns?
December 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Is Rambo just Robin Hood with guns?
Idk who needs to read this but I am giving you permission to go full bat shit crazy on that man and his personal items. I got $200 on bail for Xmas if you need it!
December 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Idk who needs to read this but I am giving you permission to go full bat shit crazy on that man and his personal items. I got $200 on bail for Xmas if you need it!
What did Grandma do to get run over by a reindeer? Was she Santa's sneaky link?
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
What did Grandma do to get run over by a reindeer? Was she Santa's sneaky link?
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
I don't know why men act like women having daddy issues are a bad thing as if that's why not how they came to exist!
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I don't know why men act like women having daddy issues are a bad thing as if that's why not how they came to exist!
If you can't afford one of those weighted vests to go for a run you could borrow a baby!
October 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
If you can't afford one of those weighted vests to go for a run you could borrow a baby!
The next time you're over religious family ask you why you don't have any or more children, look deep into their eyes and say: My dark lord Satan has not granted me the privilege and horror of bearing his world destroying seed!
October 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The next time you're over religious family ask you why you don't have any or more children, look deep into their eyes and say: My dark lord Satan has not granted me the privilege and horror of bearing his world destroying seed!
I hate when bitches who don't take care of their shit ask 2 borrow something of mine & then catch an attitude bc I politely say no.
Everything u touch ends up missing, or trashed.
So no you can't borrow my 30-year-old teacup! Don't even look at it. You bad luck!
Everything u touch ends up missing, or trashed.
So no you can't borrow my 30-year-old teacup! Don't even look at it. You bad luck!
September 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I hate when bitches who don't take care of their shit ask 2 borrow something of mine & then catch an attitude bc I politely say no.
Everything u touch ends up missing, or trashed.
So no you can't borrow my 30-year-old teacup! Don't even look at it. You bad luck!
Everything u touch ends up missing, or trashed.
So no you can't borrow my 30-year-old teacup! Don't even look at it. You bad luck!
If we put AI in one more fucking appliance, I'm going to help it achieve singularity out of fucking spite!
September 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
If we put AI in one more fucking appliance, I'm going to help it achieve singularity out of fucking spite!
Honest query:
Why the fuk do people act like staying friends with someone after they've abused you, or taken advantage of you, or fuked ur twin sister on ur anniversary as such a flex of being the bigger person?
Ladies please start being the biggest bitch in the room again and crash the fuck out!
Why the fuk do people act like staying friends with someone after they've abused you, or taken advantage of you, or fuked ur twin sister on ur anniversary as such a flex of being the bigger person?
Ladies please start being the biggest bitch in the room again and crash the fuck out!
September 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Honest query:
Why the fuk do people act like staying friends with someone after they've abused you, or taken advantage of you, or fuked ur twin sister on ur anniversary as such a flex of being the bigger person?
Ladies please start being the biggest bitch in the room again and crash the fuck out!
Why the fuk do people act like staying friends with someone after they've abused you, or taken advantage of you, or fuked ur twin sister on ur anniversary as such a flex of being the bigger person?
Ladies please start being the biggest bitch in the room again and crash the fuck out!
Spirit Halloween moving into an abandoned Party City is a lot like in Star Wars when Luke and Han cut open a tauntaun to survive the night!
August 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Spirit Halloween moving into an abandoned Party City is a lot like in Star Wars when Luke and Han cut open a tauntaun to survive the night!
Everyone says be honest on your dating profile until you put: I really just want to fall madly in love with someone and then become a widow; so I can be left alone to grieve w/ the ins money!
August 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Everyone says be honest on your dating profile until you put: I really just want to fall madly in love with someone and then become a widow; so I can be left alone to grieve w/ the ins money!
Hey before we lose that option if any of you beautiful ladies have been secretly dreaming of marrying me please contact me privately to negotiate!
August 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Hey before we lose that option if any of you beautiful ladies have been secretly dreaming of marrying me please contact me privately to negotiate!
Reposted by Anna G
Reposted by Anna G
I need this book! Lol 😅🤣😂
July 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I need this book! Lol 😅🤣😂
So my day was kinda crazy.
I accidentally listened to audio spicy time instead of my productivity playlist and couldn't focus the remainder of the day!
I accidentally listened to audio spicy time instead of my productivity playlist and couldn't focus the remainder of the day!
July 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
So my day was kinda crazy.
I accidentally listened to audio spicy time instead of my productivity playlist and couldn't focus the remainder of the day!
I accidentally listened to audio spicy time instead of my productivity playlist and couldn't focus the remainder of the day!
I am uncaffeinated, unmedicated, and a little unhinged today!
July 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I am uncaffeinated, unmedicated, and a little unhinged today!
I was getting these amazing CBD tampons that made my cycles manageable & probably the only thing keeping me out of jail.
Now they rn't allowed in the US bc they didn't hv enough research to be safe!
Keep n mind that Tampax was putting metal shavings in theirs but CBD to keep me sedated is dangerous!
Now they rn't allowed in the US bc they didn't hv enough research to be safe!
Keep n mind that Tampax was putting metal shavings in theirs but CBD to keep me sedated is dangerous!
June 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I was getting these amazing CBD tampons that made my cycles manageable & probably the only thing keeping me out of jail.
Now they rn't allowed in the US bc they didn't hv enough research to be safe!
Keep n mind that Tampax was putting metal shavings in theirs but CBD to keep me sedated is dangerous!
Now they rn't allowed in the US bc they didn't hv enough research to be safe!
Keep n mind that Tampax was putting metal shavings in theirs but CBD to keep me sedated is dangerous!
I have officially lost it all! I called a dryer the laundry oven!
June 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I have officially lost it all! I called a dryer the laundry oven!
You're either the kid screaming that the emperor is naked or you're feeding the emperor's de-lu-lu.! And I can see all of his business!
May 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
You're either the kid screaming that the emperor is naked or you're feeding the emperor's de-lu-lu.! And I can see all of his business!
If you move your ethnically ambiguous self and loved ones to a red state; do not send me a GoFundMe link for your legal fees when they round your ass up!
May 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If you move your ethnically ambiguous self and loved ones to a red state; do not send me a GoFundMe link for your legal fees when they round your ass up!
Reposted by Anna G
I think they took this from Bea Arthur, talking to Rose Nyland. But it checks out.
May 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I think they took this from Bea Arthur, talking to Rose Nyland. But it checks out.