Thanks for your service.

From the table with the guy that’s ‘just here until his band takes off’.

Also, reseaoned is a word now

Absolutely. There's a difference between being open to differing viewpoints to engage in reseaoned debate and inviting your neighbours in to shit all over your walls.

The stuff of dreams

Think I got away with it!

Oh yeah and of course, I forgot to mention my BAFTA win and numerous critically acclaimed shows...

Bless you! Actual comedy writer might be a stretch, a list of "sorry, it's great but going with something else" is more accurate. BUT if there are any producers out there wanting a new, only slightly jaded, writer of moderately dark/satirical/small amount of time travel comedy then I am your woman.

Ha, thank you, we'll forget the fools seldom differ bit!

Sorry for the matching post, wasn't intentional - although you had higher expectations at least!

I'm aiming for a solid 5 by midnight!