Applying for acting agents this week I’m gonna POOP MY PANTS

How all of my headshots accidentally look

I’m sad.

I stand by Pure Deliciousness.
Pineapple GOES ON PIZZA

When I say that working in a restaurant, people feel comfortable saying ANYTHING to me, who they don’t fucking know, I mean anything-they are legit fucking crazy

I think we are really going to start seeing more of the insane rhetoric of the boot lickers in the next couple of weeks

a Britney Spears marching band show that ends with You Drive Me Crazy

came here to be funny again before they don’t let women use the internet anymore 🫵🤪