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MAHKLOOMPAH
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I think it's the potential sooty shirtlessness combined with clutching a small yet powerful axe
November 4, 2024 at 9:20 PM
In some levels, the only button you're allowed to touch is the Giggle button. Otherwise, you die! #WomanSimulator
September 27, 2024 at 5:05 PM
If you don't tap on the push notifications immediately, the game asks "Why are you being such a bitch?" over and over until you give up. Then it tells you you're pretty in a condesdending way. #WomanSimulator
September 27, 2024 at 5:04 PM
The UI is pink because girl!!!!! #WomanSimulator
September 27, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Jordan Peterson already thinks this game is a lobster metaphor. He still does not understand how lobsters work. #WomanSimulator
September 27, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Elon Musk has already impregnated this game and then denied it gender expression. It will soon be called Z//'[[jhadghjas Simulator, pronounced "Fash...ion." #WomanSimulator
September 27, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Instead of healing items, you get a doctor telling you "It's probably just your period." This does not heal you but it does give you a temp boost to Strength due to rage (then you die, probably due to puerpal fever or because you dared wear a whore color to your doctor's appointment) #WomanSimulator
September 27, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Oh btw you have to pay in-game currency every time you're forced by Society to change your equipped accessories. #WomanSimulator
September 27, 2024 at 4:56 PM
I'm just proud of creating something that both Goreans and feminists can agree on. #WomanSimulator
September 27, 2024 at 4:56 PM