Them: we listen, and we don't judge
Us: We eavesdrop, and we ridicule savagely

Maybe if I make it bright enough, I'll actually remember to take my meds 🙈🤦‍♀️

Today is a rough day on the mental health front. It happens to us all, and I know it's okay. Just keep facing forward and remember that tomorrow is a new day.

My algorithms have been sassy as fuck today, and I'm living for it 😆

When you can't walk, sometimes a long and aimless drive with the windows down is good for the soul. I am so thankful for my car 💙

Took my daughter to see Santa today. She's 9 & genuinely believes that Santa is real. Some of the photos are so beautiful, you can see she's swept up in the magic of Christmas. It makes me wish the Internet was safe to share pictures of kids, because her joy & innocence is medicine for the soul ❤️

This time the youngest dickhead has managed to get a bag of the Purina One, which they already have in a bowl. A big mess of dry food on the living room carpet. She's such a scavenger! I'm guessing she hid the bag in her hiding spot under the couch. The innocent act doesn't fool me.

Digital Fictitious Disorder, aka Munchausens by INTERNET!? What in the actual eff is going on? Shout out to @theswoop.bsky.social for her latest deep dive; my fellow fibro warrior speaking the uncomfortable truth about some of the most unhinged people that have ever existed.

My sweet old neighbour loves to help & thinks of himself as the neighbourhood Granddad. He has polio, 1 arm doesn't move, he's illiterate & has a bulging, hanging belly. Why has a healthy lady & her bf from across the way got him up a ladder doing Christmas lights?! He fell & broke his collarbone. 😠

Kiddo is so excited to see Moana 2 tomorrow with her grandparents that it made her growl like a grizzly bear 😆

Bestie sent me pics of her gorgeous girl, Storm. Isn't she the cutest SnowPupper you ever did see? 🥰

This morning my 9yr-old informed me that our 11-month-old cat "won't be hungry because she beat the system". I was then presented with this as evidence. These were *hidden and sealed*. Our cat is a master criminal.