Rowan Alexander
@anitanapkin.bsky.social
I might be a mess, but at least I’m a hot one.
30 / 5’9” / 🌈 🐻 / NSFW
30 / 5’9” / 🌈 🐻 / NSFW
Woof, what dildo are you riding 😝
October 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Woof, what dildo are you riding 😝
LOL sorry I’m not letting you get off topic, the ethics of a billionaire dropping a few bucks will never outweigh the bad ethics of how they acquired their wealth. But then again I’m probably foolish to expect a swiftie to have any class consciousness lol.
October 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
LOL sorry I’m not letting you get off topic, the ethics of a billionaire dropping a few bucks will never outweigh the bad ethics of how they acquired their wealth. But then again I’m probably foolish to expect a swiftie to have any class consciousness lol.
No, you’re fawning over the donation of a billionaire instead (bootlicker’s version)
October 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
No, you’re fawning over the donation of a billionaire instead (bootlicker’s version)
Woof this guy looks familiar, anyone remember his name?
October 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Woof this guy looks familiar, anyone remember his name?
Yeah, but not when that net worth is garnered through nonethical means. There is NO way someone can obtain $1.6 billion in net worth ethically, no matter how much their philanthropic pittance makes you wet your parasocial knickers. Stay on topic.
October 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Yeah, but not when that net worth is garnered through nonethical means. There is NO way someone can obtain $1.6 billion in net worth ethically, no matter how much their philanthropic pittance makes you wet your parasocial knickers. Stay on topic.
Yeah I do know what net worth vs equity is, thank you for explaining what I already know. Care to explain why you are voraciously bootlicking for a billionaire? No amount of stanning your fav will change the fact that it’s ethically impossible to obtain and hoard that kind of wealth!
October 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Yeah I do know what net worth vs equity is, thank you for explaining what I already know. Care to explain why you are voraciously bootlicking for a billionaire? No amount of stanning your fav will change the fact that it’s ethically impossible to obtain and hoard that kind of wealth!
>it’s not about the money
>news story is about the money
🤷🏻
>news story is about the money
🤷🏻
October 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
>it’s not about the money
>news story is about the money
🤷🏻
>news story is about the money
🤷🏻
Naw you can’t deflect because you can’t take the heat! Stay on topic, we’re talking about your fav, you’d think you’d be eager to.
Do you bootlick male billionaires as much as you do female billionaires?
Your fav is an unethical billionaire, maybe try therapy?
Do you bootlick male billionaires as much as you do female billionaires?
Your fav is an unethical billionaire, maybe try therapy?
October 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Naw you can’t deflect because you can’t take the heat! Stay on topic, we’re talking about your fav, you’d think you’d be eager to.
Do you bootlick male billionaires as much as you do female billionaires?
Your fav is an unethical billionaire, maybe try therapy?
Do you bootlick male billionaires as much as you do female billionaires?
Your fav is an unethical billionaire, maybe try therapy?
Nah, maybe you’re projecting? I mean sure, having more money than anyone would know what to do with would be great, but I’ve got the ethics to know such wealth does not and cannot come ethically. Can your fav say the same?
Sounds to me like you’re envious! 🤭
Sounds to me like you’re envious! 🤭
October 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Nah, maybe you’re projecting? I mean sure, having more money than anyone would know what to do with would be great, but I’ve got the ethics to know such wealth does not and cannot come ethically. Can your fav say the same?
Sounds to me like you’re envious! 🤭
Sounds to me like you’re envious! 🤭
Cool! Take solace in knowing you donated a larger percentage of your net worth than a literal billionaire. Write to your local paper and ask for your article! 🤭
October 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Cool! Take solace in knowing you donated a larger percentage of your net worth than a literal billionaire. Write to your local paper and ask for your article! 🤭
She stoped doing that after her dabbles into folk with those two albums she released a few years back. Those are the only albums I remotely enjoyed of hers and they’re the least produced and most well written she’s got. But not commercial enough and she’s a pro at selling out lol.
October 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
She stoped doing that after her dabbles into folk with those two albums she released a few years back. Those are the only albums I remotely enjoyed of hers and they’re the least produced and most well written she’s got. But not commercial enough and she’s a pro at selling out lol.
I have no issue with women being successful, am I supposed to? It seems like you want me to by your tone, but unfortunately I do not!
I have an issue with billionaires, and that transcends gender. Sorry your attempt to make me out as misogynistic didn’t pan out! 🤭
I have an issue with billionaires, and that transcends gender. Sorry your attempt to make me out as misogynistic didn’t pan out! 🤭
October 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I have no issue with women being successful, am I supposed to? It seems like you want me to by your tone, but unfortunately I do not!
I have an issue with billionaires, and that transcends gender. Sorry your attempt to make me out as misogynistic didn’t pan out! 🤭
I have an issue with billionaires, and that transcends gender. Sorry your attempt to make me out as misogynistic didn’t pan out! 🤭
Aww how quick you are to jump to personal insults, thanks for letting me know that like her discography, you lack substance! 🤭🤭🤭
October 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Aww how quick you are to jump to personal insults, thanks for letting me know that like her discography, you lack substance! 🤭🤭🤭
Did you? Or would donating 6 cents not be enough to make you feel better about shilling for a billionaire lol
October 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Did you? Or would donating 6 cents not be enough to make you feel better about shilling for a billionaire lol
But Then How Will I Afford The 267th Edition Of The Same Underwhelming Album? 😭
October 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
But Then How Will I Afford The 267th Edition Of The Same Underwhelming Album? 😭
Exactly! But here come the swifties ready to rationalize their parasocial relationships and attempt to spin this into us wishing kids died or cancer or some shit.
October 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Exactly! But here come the swifties ready to rationalize their parasocial relationships and attempt to spin this into us wishing kids died or cancer or some shit.
Oh Thank Goodness Our Billionaire Baddie Taylor Swift Was So Generous And Donated Less Than 0.0006% Of Her Net Worth! Talk About Selfless. . .
October 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Oh Thank Goodness Our Billionaire Baddie Taylor Swift Was So Generous And Donated Less Than 0.0006% Of Her Net Worth! Talk About Selfless. . .
Ah see how quick we are to spin it to “how could her giving that money be bad” lol the diva is a billionaire, her dropping 0.000625% of her net worth and making the news for her “generosity” is insane.
October 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Ah see how quick we are to spin it to “how could her giving that money be bad” lol the diva is a billionaire, her dropping 0.000625% of her net worth and making the news for her “generosity” is insane.
Good for the family, I’m glad they’re getting the funds they need, just as the boot gets the tongue bath it wants.
October 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Good for the family, I’m glad they’re getting the funds they need, just as the boot gets the tongue bath it wants.
This is like someone with $100k in the bank donating $6 dollars lol. The billionaire bootlicking is insane.
October 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This is like someone with $100k in the bank donating $6 dollars lol. The billionaire bootlicking is insane.