I would also accept polio, if the writer's room didn't like the measles idea.

HAAALLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPING!!!!

I am halp.

Really, really accurate. www.rawstory.com/fan-who-gift...

You were quoted in HuffPost. Nice! www.msn.com/en-us/money/...

JFC as if landing at Midway isn't terrifying enough as it is

Those are certainly all words

Flip side, remembering something shitty someone did to you when you were a kid, looking them up online, and finding out they died in a horrible accident in the 90's.

Evil doesn't care about whose lives its actions affect.

Yes. The "elevator" tone played when the block was removed, indicating that Helly R was in play and Helena was not.

Don't give that person any power to taint or ruin anything in your life, ever.

The first five minutes of the movie I was *so mad* because they changed so many things from the book. I had to reframe and say "It's not my movie, it's not my story, just enjoy what they did" because I wanted it to be like the book. (I've never seen the stage production for this very reason)

in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future [for our children]."

This dingbat is the living embodiment of Miss Carolina's 2007 answer in the Miss USA pageant. To wit: "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as /1