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Daniel Rosen
@animalfur.bsky.social
Weird hot jazz originals, fiction, and sometimes some code. Stories in Apex, Saturday Evening Post, et al.

Lasenne's Bar Book, the world's only spec-fic short story collection/cocktail recipe book:
https://a.co/d/4sx8670

www.danielpatrickrosen.com
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Y'all this will seriously be the best gift you give all year. It's beautiful, not spendy, and the only one of it's kind.

Elegant short story collection and accompanying cocktails with hand-inked illustrations-

Lasenne's Bar Book: Cocktails & Short Stories a.co/d/cJrgwyI

💙📚 🪐📚 #booksky
A cat and her drug sock
October 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Pre-sliced bread was not an improvement to bread.
July 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Teamwork
June 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Mirror Monster
YouTube video by Knife Emoji
youtu.be
May 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Doppelgang
YouTube video by Knife Emoji
youtu.be
May 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Some people think the hardest part of living with a partner is figuring out healthy communication and boundaries but the hardest part is actually splitting a frozen pizza without housing the whole thing solo
April 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
First 🔪 single is here! If you like big swirly synthy and epic drums, this one is for you.
Eastern Wind, Pt. 1
Knife Emoji · Eastern Wind, Pt. 1 · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Rigatoni is a great cat name
April 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Reposted by Daniel Rosen
"I can’t throw a rock in a bookstore these days without hitting five sprayed-edged romantasies where the girl has to reluctantly team up with a dangerous, sexy enemy..."

@readingtheend.bsky.social on romantasy, fanfiction, and too many tropes:

reactormag.com/let-them-eat...
Let Them Eat Tropes: Why Romantasy Needs to Grow Beyond Trends - Reactor
When does a genre literary trope cross the threshold into marketing trend?
reactormag.com
March 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A hot bath is a human right.
March 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Parmesan has been the best cheese for centuries. There are no contenders.
February 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I am SO excited to release this album. I'm pretty compartmentalized into writing here, so I can ignore any kind dumb promotional schedule, right?
ewindpt1
YouTube video by Daniel Rosen
youtu.be
February 1, 2025 at 6:41 AM
i've been collecting rare raccoon videos lately
January 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
For when you really need your hat to make a statement
January 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
turns out I'm the only person who kinda liked the David Lynch Dune
January 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Big dark crystal energy
Maurice Ravel's Introduction and Allegro for Harp, Flute, Clarinet and String Quartet
YouTube video by DR Koncerthuset
youtu.be
January 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Cat demands snugz before NYE masquerade
January 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Low res cats on landing railings
December 27, 2024 at 6:43 PM
December 24, 2024 at 11:03 PM
If you've never had a fried egg sandwich, you've never been poor in the USA
December 18, 2024 at 5:55 AM
If you order this now, it will arrive before Christmas! Please help spread the good word if you know someone who likes cocktails and reading. Or even just someone who likes the CONCEPT of reading (it is pretty).
Y'all this will seriously be the best gift you give all year. It's beautiful, not spendy, and the only one of it's kind.

Elegant short story collection and accompanying cocktails with hand-inked illustrations-

Lasenne's Bar Book: Cocktails & Short Stories a.co/d/cJrgwyI

💙📚 🪐📚 #booksky
December 17, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Reposted by Daniel Rosen
Y'all this will seriously be the best gift you give all year. It's beautiful, not spendy, and the only one of it's kind.

Elegant short story collection and accompanying cocktails with hand-inked illustrations-

Lasenne's Bar Book: Cocktails & Short Stories a.co/d/cJrgwyI

💙📚 🪐📚 #booksky
November 24, 2024 at 7:15 PM
M" FFVI Aria di Mezzo Carattere
YouTube video by lonlonjp
youtu.be
December 16, 2024 at 8:06 AM
While I don't really use machine learning for anything but regex, I think it would be better to direct vitriol at dumb tech bros, executives, and hucksters rather than at AI itself.

It's a useful tool.
December 14, 2024 at 7:45 PM
About to ruin a perfectly good Gâteau Breton with some leftover pomegranate glaze
December 14, 2024 at 1:34 AM