Back in my day, if you wanted a stuffed animal to talk to you, you had to open up his chest and put a cassette tape in. Twern't connected to the Internet neither, like these new-fangled toys.

Aww

He was being sarcastic. He makes jokes.

He was being sarcastic. He is on your side.

I lost my mind after seeing this pic and had to be institutionalized for a bit. I'm back now. I got better.

This is an M.C. Escher drawing, for anyone who didn't know.

That is sick. It must be the fastest car ever. How do you see out the windshield, the door is so far away.