I don't care that it's a short I am not editing shit on pc
the tapping stopped already but wtfffffff
I tried calling Cal but he's not picking up
I'm not sleeping tonight
youtube.com/shorts/bCJOk...

I guess this is turning form a regular blog to a documentation in case I fucking die tonight
I just heard tapping on my window
I know I was joking about Cal coming to my house at night but that's not what I meant
I recorded audio but I guess bsky doesn't do audio
time to put my channel to use

and that's not even the best part
there was this new girl there
she said they met in a cafe
and that Cal had major stalker vibes
but he was like "you're one of the chosen ones too"
some straight up matrix shit
some prophecy he found..
I think he should take a break
he's definitely not doing good..

ooooookay.... I dunno wtf just happened there
so I was at the meeting right?
and I think Cal's going a bit more insane than usual...he was acting really weird and I think he kidnapped a buncha moths
they were flying around everywhere
like I get making merch or something but..keeping moths? come on.

so apparently my bud Cal is here too
I see he hasn't posted yet but I'm afraid that when he does the conspiracy theories will get him booed off the face of the earth
better keep that stuff to the old file cabinets and vhs tapes or something...

anyone who follows me or likes my shit or interacts in ANY WAY and doesn't display at least a miniscule amount of character, you'll be blocked IMMEDIATELY. idk idc who you are, please be entertaining enough or you're out.

here's the channel btw
youtube.com/@animalcanni...

just made a YouTube channel
watch me post a 30 minute unedited vid of me just obliterating burgers (I'm still considering)