If he wasn't in the #EPSTEIN_Files, a hardbound copy embossed in gaudy gold would be readily available for sale at his MAGA Merch site for the low, low price of $500, or IF YOU ACT NOW, a personally signed copy for the more-than-reasonable price of $1K: Courtesy of the gross greedy #GrifterInChief.💰

NO KINGS EXCEPT STEPHEN
Also NO:
CONVICTED FELON
ADJUDICATED RAPIST
CONGENITAL LIAR
CON MAN
PUTIN PUPPET
PEDOPHILE
BEST FRIEND OF EPSTEIN
LIFELONG RACIST
MALIGNANT NARCISSIST
SHORT-FINGERED VULGARIAN
SICK SOCIOPATH
FRAGILE WHINEY MAN-BABY
FAILED BUSINESSMAN
ORANGE ATROCITY
PARDON POWER
A*HOLE

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Today’s the 102nd birthday of the Walt Disney Company. But that’s nothing to be proud of if you ask me.

I just realized it’s Hallie Parker and Annie Jay's birthday. They’re the twins from the movie “The Parent Trap”

Here’s a video from my TikTok. Enjoy.

This is how I react every time I see news about Trump.

Dolphin Cloud

It’s a tail as old as time.

Little girl gets shot.
The wrong man gets convicted.
Larry David proves his innocence.

It’s just so touching.

Hey, I’m just curious to know this, but what’s your first name and where do you live?

It’s 10:30 PM and I can’t sleep. Any ideas on how to fall asleep?

How’s your day going?

I’m so tired right now but I can’t sleep. Please help.

Just woke up and I already feel like sleeping again.

How was your day today?

I think Twitter is going to die because of this app. Not that it matters.

First post on BlueSky. WAZZUP!!!!!!